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Ann Romney Says Her Horse Is Classier Than Democrats

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While most of us don't personally own a horse (let alone a dressage horse), Ann Romney does…

And it's classier than you, San Diego…..and other cities…LOLz!

Allegedly, Mrs. Mitt Romney dished to a donor that her horse, Rafalca, is more refined than Democrats.

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10 Weirdest Ways To Remember Your Pet

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10 Weirdest Ways to Remember Your Pet

1. Hug A Pillow Containing Their Ashes
Interested? It's totally not creepy…

2. Rock Out With Their Record
He always loved How Much Is That Doggie In The Window

3. Make A Necklace From Their Hair
We've seen it done before, so that means it's not that weird. Right?

4. Wear A Sweater Made From Their Fur
Ok, thatz just weird.

5. Load Bullets With Their Ashes
Like Joanna Booth did with her husband’s ashes?

6. Form A Diamond With Their Ashes
Pets don't live too long. A Diamond lives forever.

7. Create Jewelry From Their Nose
They don't need it any more.

8. Tattoo Them On Your Arm
It's soopa classy!

9. Immortalize Them In A Portrait
Be like Oprah! Just don't pay $50K for it.

10. Clone Them
This will cost you $50K - and they might glow. But only a little bit!

[image via soft-hearted.com]

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Teresa-Daughter-Puppy Photo Shoot!

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Teresa on in touch


She may be on her way to being broke - but she's still fierce as hell!

Just a suggestion Teresa: if you're short on cash why get a puppy?

We're sure we don't have to remind our readers what a financial burden a dog can be on a responsible pet owner.

Teresa, if it comes to it we'll take your puppy! We love to help out classy sister's out!

Just so you know, we will not be helping out with her 5th baby! Yep, she's trying to get pregnant.

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Drunk Men Arrested For Taking Flattened Alligator Off-Roading

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Drunk Men Arrested For Taking Flattened Alligator Off-Roading

Talk about classy!

Authorities say three intoxicated men stole a 14-foot flattened and preserved alligator, strapped it to a pickup truck and took it off-roading to a mud bogging party.

Michigan residents and classy senior citizensDouglas Earl Ward, 55, and Roy Allen Griffith, 60, along with John Earl Sanborn, 53, are each charged with breaking and entering for allegedly stealing the 14-foot stuffed alligator from a man's barn.

The men tied the gator to the top of a pick up and took it off-roading.

Police found the men - by following the cars tracks — and discovered their blood-alcohol content exceeded 0.40, which is five times the state's legal limit if someone were to drive.

Griffith (the driver) is free on a $10,000 personal bond.

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