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Dexter's Claustrophobic New Promo!

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Eeeee!

Our chest is tightening and we are breaking out in cold sweats after peeping at the latest, constricting Dexter season seven promo!

Now that Dex's inner beast has been exposed to sister Deb, how far will he go to protect himself and his need for the bleed?!

Grrr we simply cannot wait till September 30th to watch the riveting revelation…

Feel the bonds of debilitating secrecy (above)!

Air, air! We need air!!

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Boo-Hoo! Lindsay Afraid To Be Alone In The Slammer!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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We think it will do her some GOOD to be alone, without people to coddle and yes the shit out of her!

Sources close to Lindsanity LOLhan are reportedly deeply concerned about the hard-pAArtying wacktress' upcoming prison sentence, because she's allegedly claustrophobic and can never be alone!

It's apparently so bad that Lindsay had a friend fly with her home from France just so she didn't have to do it alone!

Wah wah wah!

Time for baby Lindsay to put on her big girl shoes and toughen up!

We don't think prisons make special accommodations for meth-faced cry babies!

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