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XTina's Manager Says: "No One Is Giving Up On Bionic"

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It's kind of surreal to think it has only been two months since Christina Aguilera released her fourth album, Bionic. What's truly baffling is that, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, her people still believe it can do well commercially.

We never hear the Bionic songs on the radio. We don't know anyone who was particularly thrilled with the videos. And, quite frankly, Xtina hasn't said word one about the album since it's release and there are rumors - unsubstantiated right now - that RCA is ready to drop her ass! So shouldn't we all just put the thing to rest and move on?

Aguilera's manager says "No!"

Irving Azoff took to his Twitter to announce that though the album hasn't had any kind of real success, "no one is giving up on Bionic", especially not RCA or Christina. According to him, Christina has a nice long-term contract with the label that isn't going anywhere and her absence from promotion is due to the fact that she is completely focused on working on new music for her upcoming film Burlesque.

Wait. Doesn't that mean that she is giving up on Bionic?

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FAILtina's New Single Gets Lost Amidst Good Music

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Oh, Xtina!

We tried to warn you. We expressed our concern for how awful this album was. You chose to ignore us. Enjoy the repercussions.

You probably had no idea that Christina actually released her latest single already. You also probably didn't know that the video for the single, You Lost Me, already had its VEVO debut.

You're not alone.

Despite how "hyped" the video and song were, it's getting literally no airplay on US radio. Because no one has heard the song, no one is downloading it either. As of today, You Lost Me is not even in the top 200 on the iTunes singles chart.

Ouch!

That stings!

Well, you can always say you tried, girl…even though you failed!

Let's hope Burlesque fairs better than this!

(What are we saying? Of course it will! One word: CHER!!!!)

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Girls Night Out!

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Oh hey!

Girls Mommas just wanna have fun too! Give those kiddies to their daddies for a change!

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie were spotted leaving Voyeur nightclub last night.

And look - they seem sober, agile and completely put together.

See Lindsanity? It can be done!

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Separated At Birth

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Left: Clonetina in her new movie, Burlesque. Right: Franken Heidi

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Guest Stars Galore In Entourage Finale!

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We know it's a show about celebrities, but still - they've rounded themselves out quite a nice little line-up of guest stars!

The season seven finale of Entourage is set to feature two old chums - Eminem and Christina Aguilera!

According to creator Doug Ellin, the rapper recently shot a scene that takes place “at a platinum record party for his album, which by the time this airs will be platinum, I’m sure. He has a little conflict—a little beef—with Vince [Adrian Grenier].”

And for Miz Aguilera:

“She’s doing Ari a favor and performing at a party for him.”

Also set to appear as themselves are Minka Kelly, John Cleese, Drew Brees, Ryan Howard, Jordan Farmer and Kevin Love!

Too bad Eminem and CloneTina don't share any screen time together!

What did he say about her in The Real Slim Shady way back when?? LOLs!

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M.I.A. Takes A Dig At FailTina!

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Finally! We can agree with her on something!

The still bat-shit crazy and all-so-nonconformist M.I.A. was surpisingly lucid when she recently discussed collaborating with CloneTina Aguilera on her new album, Bionic, and was equally as disappointed as us when the diva chose to mimic the Sri Lankan rapper's style instead of be herself!

She says:

Elastic Love was the first track I recorded actually - even before I started working on my own album. It’s the one I made in-between taking time out and having a baby and starting mine. Born Free was the first song I wrote for my album and that’s so weird now. I look back at the time and I wrote such a nice cute song for Christina - then the next song I wrote was Born Free. Other people were involved who I respect like Peaches and it was like a sea of women coming together to write this new thing. Christina had also had a baby, you know, so it was kind of an interesting situation.

I really thought I was going to be able to go in there and get her vocals on to the next level and she didn’t want to do it. She was like ‘You might think that’s great because it’s not what you do, but to me I’m really bored of it. It’s interesting getting to work with people who can do things vocally that you can't… but yeah I only heard the song for the first time when everyone else did.”

Ouch - it sounds like the final product really UNDERWHELMED her!

We think that her sentiments are SHOCKINGLY on the same page as pretty much everyone - how unusual from her! Usually she'd be going against the norm just to be controversial!

Ha!

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Xtina Was A Bitch To Valerie Bertinelli

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Surprise! Surprise!

While being interviewed on The Jonjay and Rich Show, Valerie Bertinelli revealed Christina Aguilera was mean to her during a brief meeting in 2004.

She said:

"Christina Aguilera, I met her and she was so mean to me. I thought you know what, forget you. She's too young to be blowing people off. She went to a Van Halen show and I went to go say hi to her. My son was up there, and she's like, 'Yeah, okay, bye'."

As I walked away I said to my friend, 'Did I just get dissed by Christina Aguilera?' and she said 'I think you did!'"

Don't feel bad, Valerie! Just look at what Clonetina has become.

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