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Donald Trump is only on Day Five of his 17-day golf vacation, and already someone else is ruling the roost.

A giant inflatable rooster has gone up at a park behind the White House, AKA the "dump" they make the POTUS live in.

The chicken was also the mascot of protesters demanding to see the Crook-In-Chief's tax returns in April, so we're guessing it's there for tonight's protest of Trump's ad-libbed nuclear threats.

Related: Stephen Colbert Blames His Weight Gain On Trump!

The real question is, with its coiffed hair and aggressive gesticulations, will the Secret Service know which one to protect?

Ch-ch-check out video of the less foul, more fowl version of Trump, along with some of the best Twitter reactions (below)!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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We knew there had to be some serious shenanigans going on in there!

Miley Cyrus knows how to throw an epic party, and that's exactly what she did for herself on Saturday night in West Hollywood at Factory.

Luckily we have an exclusive peek at her hijinks!

[ Related: Miley Cyrus Celebrates The Big 2-2 With Patrick Schwarzenegger In West Hollywood! ]

Accompanied by her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, the twerk-queen put on her most fun psychedelic ensem, but it didn't take long for it to get covered in cake!

That's right, Miz Cyrus stood right in the middle of her cake, which looked like a pizza, and rubbed the sweet treat on partygoers.

And did we mention she rode a mechanical bull dick???

Ch-ch-check out the rest of her festivities (above)!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Tags: bull, cock, dick, exclusives!, miley cyrus, Miley Cyrus photos, party poppin', patrick schwarzenegger, penis, pizza, West Hollywood

Ahh, the age old question: does size really matter???

Elizabeth Banks has two kids, which means she knows a thing or two about penises. So, when she appeared on Monday night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the show host asked her about dongs!

[ Related: Elizabeth Banks Proves She & Effie Trinket Are One In The Same For Jimmy Kimmel Live! ]

Specifically if a big penis is better than a small one!

Miz Banks gave her answer, but also explained what's even better than both of those!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear what she said!

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HOLY PENISES!!! This. Is. AH-MAZEBALLZ!!!!!

A cancer research group in the UK has created the most ridiculously brilliant marketing campaign to help raise awareness for testicular cancer!

They created the hashtag #CockInASock and have encouraged users to post naked selfies on to Instagram using the hashtag to help gain attention to the disease!!

Those absolute geniuses!!!

What's better than a naked man with a sock on his cock?

Well, a completely naked man would be the best but CLOSE ENOUGH!!!

Ch-ch-check out some of the NSFW, completely UNCENSORED pics…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Don't let the title fool you, this is just a small chicken.

But he's so super cute!!

He's learning to play the guitar!

His owner is just plucking strings and getting the bird to pluck along!

This cock is actually pretty talented because he plucks the same string sometimes. He's on his way to being a rockstar.

Also, he's super adorable for a chicken and we think that's just a lovely change of pace.

Check out the video (above) to see a cock strumming on a guitar!

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Holly Madison's family is constantly growing!!

She just welcomed her baby girl Rainbow Aurora into her life just over a month ago.

Now she and her boyfriend Pasquale Rotella have expanded their family to include a pair of chickens, a cock and a hen.

Holly shared a pic of the birds and said:

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