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Learn To Speak English With This INCREDIBLE Tutorial From A Korean Teacher And Cock Coke!

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You know, there are just so many wonderful things we can think to say when trying to find the best way to describe how truly incredible this video is, but ultimately, we think that this is one of those where it's just better experienced with little to no explanation beforehand.

Dear lord, now please check out the best - and most accurate - way to learn to speak English from a very gifted Korean teacher (above)!

AMAZING! In every sense of the word!

The lesson here, folks?

You should ALWAYS say thank you after someone asks you very politely for some cock coke!

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Johnny Depp Upset New Movie Held Back Cocks

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Fighting cocks that is.

In Johnny Depp's new movie The Rum Diary, based on the best-selling book by Hunter S. Thompson, there is a scene with a cock fight.

The fight used real cocks but

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Escaped Peacock Flies Back To NYC Zoo

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Well, that was quick.

The Peacock that escaped form the Central Park Zoo last night flew back to his home this afternoon.

Is life as a free bird was short, but at least it lasted longer than Hugh Hefner!

Maybe he wanted to show the pigeons what a REAL bird looks like. We're sure they're soopa jealous.

Check out the video to see the fabulous bird showing off on 5th ave!

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Panda Vs. Peacock

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Yikes.

Who are we kidding, this wasn't much of a fight. More like a tragic game of hide and seek.

In a surveillance video, a blue peacock was seen flying into the pen of a five-year-old male giant panda just before the zoo opened.

After chasing the bird around its pen, the panda eventually grabbed hold of the peacock and killed its prey.

Chen Jun, zoo keeper, said: "In spite of the general impression of being docile, panda is after all an animal. As an omnivorous animal though, giant panda sometimes eats meat."

Guess today was one of those days.

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Officials Bust Cockfight Which Was Using Children's Birthday Party As Cover

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Police busted a cockfighting ring in Texas that was using a children’s party as its front.

When officers raided the home in Dayton they found a party under way, complete with water-slide and picnic table.

But inside a small barn they discovered a gruesome fighting ring with a sick meeting in progress.

Just feet from where the children were playing, several dead and dying fowl were lying, suffering severe blood loss and cuts.

Live birds were found in cages throughout the property, many armed with steel blades attached to their beaks.

Officers from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals recovered 48 live chicken, as well as a horse and two dogs from the property.

Penalties for orchestrating the grisly fights range from six months to two years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

[Image via WENN.]

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The Governor Of NY's Mind Is In The Gutter!

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LOLs!

New York Governor David Paterson made a HIGHlarious slip of the tongue cock in his speech about President Obama's Race To The Top educational stimulus program.

We love how the lady to his left is trying SO hard not to laugh!

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Carrot Top Was In The Hospital For 'Food Poisoning'

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Still sounds fishy to us!

Yesterday we exclusively reported that Carrot Top had been briefly hospitalized in Las Vegas for an unspecified issue. The 'comedian' has now released a statement, and claims that he was suffering from food poisoning!

According to a statement:

"It was food poisoning and the resulting dehydration that made him drive himself to the hospital. Fluids were put into his system for a few hours, and then he was released."

Bullshiz! If you have food poisoning, you can barely move your body to the toilet, let alone drive yourself to the hospital!

Did you have a tummy ache from eating too much cock, bb??

Thoughts??

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]

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