And they say romance is dead. They said the same thing about newspapers! Ha!
Over the weekend, Arthur Brooks dropped almost $1K on a full-page newspaper dating ad… but it wasn't for him! The Beverly Hills man wrote the love pitch from the perspective of his 48-year-old son, Baron!
The Coeur d'Alene Press ad explains that the Salt Lake City resident has never been married and wants kids "as soon as possible!"
Is it medically possible to die of embarrassment?
But the bulletin even goes on to describe
Baron's Arthur's requirements for female suitors, saying they must be "attractive being height and weight proportional."
And while the 34-38 age range is "flexible," there are some traits that are listed as "MUSTS!"
For example, the potential lady love must