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Boo! Dane Cook Jokes About Dark Knight Shooting!

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You have to be pretty desperate for laughs to try something this low!

Shock comic Dane Cook has worked the Colorado Movie Theatre Massacre into his standup act … and no one is laughing.

Thursday night at the Laugh Factory in El Lay, the "funny" fella told the audience:

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Madonna Defends Her Performances, Won't Face Criminal Charges

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She just won't budge!

Madonna continues to take heat in wake of the Colorado shootings.

Critics, pundits, and even politicians chastise her refusal to remove toy guns from her stage performances for the remainder of the MDNA Tour.

But at least she's not going to jail!

Earlier it seemed she could possibly face arrest in Europe for her on-stage behavior. It turns out that was never likely.

In the court of public opinion, however, we've yet to reach a verdict.

Her theatrics appear

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Colorado Shooting Victims Miraculously Find Marital Bliss Amid Unspeakable Tragedy

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Aurora Colorado Shooting Victims Vigil Marriage Happy Silver Lining The Dark Knight Rises

We're so grateful to finally report good news from Aurora, Colorado!

Jamie Rohrs and his girlfriend Patricia Legarreta attended the ill-fated Friday morning screening of The Dark Knight Rises when the gunman opened fire.

The couple summoned every last bit of their courage and know-how to help their infant son and 4 year-old daughter safely escape the theater.

Patricia was thankful to suffer only a minor bullet wound but more good news would quickly seep into her day.

Describing what happened when Jamie rushed into her room, she said:

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