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Well, hello there Matt Boner Bomer!

The sexy star tried to keep a low profile when he went to the Arclight in Hollywood for some solo movie magic, but its hard to hide from us when you're just that damn handsome!

Why are you all by your lonesome, baby??!!

We could've been your movie date. All you had to do was ask.

You can pop our corn any day!!!

That is… if Zachary Quinto's cool with it, LOL!!

If you look this good clothed with geek-chic specs, we just can't imagine how UNREAL you would be as dominant Christian Grey!

If only we could be cast as Anastasia Steele! LOLz.

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Tags: 50 shades of grey, alone, arclight, christian gray, completely gratuitous, geek chic, hot, matt bomer, movies, sexy, solo

AY DIOS MIO!

Leonardo DiCaprio made a sexy stop in South Korea during the press tour for Django Unchained and as always, he commanded the room of drooling fans!

Like a fine wine, this man just keeps getting better with age! Sure, we'll always look back at his days as Jack Dawson fondly, but now he just wreaks of debonair swag and kinky experience!

If he is our Dom, we will gladly be his slave. Color us all kinds of shades of gray!

So… where is that whip?!

[Image via Warner Brothers ]

Tags: completely gratuitous, django unchained, fans, hot, leonardo dicaprio, movie, pic, press tour, red carpet, sexy, south korea

There is no place like home…unless you're in James Franco's bed, we imagine!

The studly wizard heated up a screening of Oz The Great And Powerful last night in New York City in a dapper Gucci suit.

We almost forgot how gorgeous he is without that blonde hair and we all know he has the brains to go with that beauty!

Let's just say he can follow the yellow brick road to our castle ANY TIME.

[Image via Splash News.]

Tags: completely gratuitous, gucci, james franco, new york, oz the great and powerful, screening

Sorry, Colton Haynes!

We're afraid that any sadness Teen Wolf fans are feeling about your departure from the series will soon be quelled, because you — and your perfectly-muscled, shirtless body — have been REPLACED in one seriously SEXY two-for-one-deal!

That's right, it appears that twins Max and Charlie Carver, whom many of your mothers will remember fondly as Felicity Huffman's monstrous sons on Desperate Housewives, have grown up BIG TIME!!!

And they'll be joining the cast of the MTV hit's upcoming third season!

The news was broken on its official Tumblr page in the most orgasm-worthy fashion possible, after a fan asked the very alarming question:

Tags: brothers, casting, charlie carver, colton haynes, completely gratuitous, desperate housewives, felicity huffman, max carver, mtv, new season, question, response, season three, sexy, so effing sexy, teen wolf, tumblr, twins

That Jason Stackhouse Ryan Kwanten is a one fine hunk of prime gentleman meat!! We'll take MULTIPLE servings please!

NOM NOM NOM!!

The True Blood Aussie actor was a presenter at this year's Streamy Awards held at the Hollywood Palladium, and dude was looking hotter than hot in a classic black and white suit (above)!

Ryan presented an award alongside internet celeb Justine Ezarik.

SO excited to see Ryan in the next season of True Blood! Can't wait to witness the SEXtastic adventures that burning hot body will inevitably get up to!!!!

Ch-ch-check out MORE snaps of Mr. Kwanten looking oh-so-fine (below)!!!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Tags: completely gratuitous, hot, ryan kwanten, sexy, streamy awards, true blood, yummy yummy screw

21 years ago today, folks, a miracle occurred that has since changed the course of human existence…in the sexiest way possible!

That's right!

Our beloved Taylor Lautner was born into the world, innately ready to bring joy and happiness to the hearts and loins of Twi-hards worldwide!

And through the course of five Twilight films, he's accomplished just that!

We've had the distinct pleasure of watching him get progressively more JACKED, more SHIRTLESS, but always unfathomably SEXY, and in honor of reaching the legal drinking age for werewolves everywhere, please enjoy this birthday tribute, in the form of one his BEST scenes in the entire franchise!

And yes, by "best," we simply mean the scene that literally had us fall to our knees with unspeakable lust!

Ch-ch-check out first kiss with Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (above)!

Of course, if that is not pleasing enough to your palette, by all means, find something that agrees with you more via our FAVORITE shirtless pictures of the devastatingly handsome actor (below)!

Happy, happy BIRTHDAY to YOU, our heart's truest desire! We'll be howling at the moon in your honor ALL EVENING!

Tags: completely gratuitous, drinking age, eclipse, franchise, gq magazine, happy birthday, legal, so effing sexy, taylor lautner, the twilight saga, yummy yummy screw

You can feast on our warm flesh ANY day, young Franco-stein!

James Franco's seXXXy younger brother Dave Franco arrived at the premiere of indie-zombie-romance flick Warm Bodies at the Arclight cinema in El Lay Tuesday looking EXTRA fine in a tailored suit and snazzy tie (above)!

Our temperature has risen a bagillion degrees… we're MELLLTTTIINNGGG from Dave's radiant hotness!

We are SUPER thrilled to see the younger Franco in more films!

He just seems a tad less spacy and looks a little more sexy than his older brobro!

Let your nether regions get all tingly and check out MORE snaps of Dave looking dapper at the Warm Bodies premiere (below)!

[Image via Retna LTD.]

Tags: arclight, brother, completely gratuitous, dave franco, el lay, film, hot, james franco, premiere, sexy, warm bodies