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The Scariest Thing About The New Horror Movie Impossible Things? It's Written BY A COMPUTER!!

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Over the past year, horror fans have been treated to a new wave of modern classics — including The Babadook, The Witch, It Follows, and, most importantly, Most Likely To Die – but we may have just found your new scary obsession.

That's because an upcoming movie called Impossible Things will soon be coming to a theater to you… and it just so happened to be written by a computer!!

Yep. You read that right!

Video: This Horror Movie Trailer Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons!

Jack Zhang of Greenlight Essentials used augmented intelligence software to figure out what viewers perceive to be the "scariest and creepiest" aspects of horror to handcraft the perfect thriller!

Basically, the team is using a Kickstarter campaign to figure out what horror tropes people actually want in their films — which so far includes a piano scene, a bathtub scene, a grieving family, a dead baby, and a haunted house.

Seems about right…

There's no word on when the feature film will be ready to terrify you… but based on the crowdfunding site's sizzle trailer, we are SO intrigued! Can a computer really scare us??

Ch-ch-check out the teaser trailer for Impossible Things (below)!!!

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Gene Simmons' Home Raided In Child Porn Investigation — But Apparently The Rocker Is NOT A Suspect!

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More of this?!

Gene Simmons' house was raided on Thursday by police officers who were conducting a child porn investigation — yikes!!

[ Related: Amid Scandal, Jared Fogle's Wife Files For Divorce ]

Apparently, though, the rock star is not the one being investigated, nor is anyone in his family!

The El Lay Police Department's Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force was looking for

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Study Finds 11% Of Americans Think HTML Is A STD! And That's Not Even The Worst Part Of The Survey!

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Considering we live in the so-called "Digital Age," you would think most people are pretty well-versed when it comes to technology! However, a recent study found that was NOT the case!!

A website known as vouchercloud decided to put Americans to the test by giving 2,392 men a women ages 18 and up a list of both technology-related and non-technology-related terms. Participants then had to try and pick the correct definition of each term out of three possible options, completely unaware of what they were being tested on.

The results were embarrassing to say the least, as they found 11% of Americans thought HTML was a STD! But the buck doesn't quite stop there as there were even more strange findings, including:

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Russian iTunes Users Shocked & Aroused By Accidental Hookers!

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We thought an apple a day kept the doctor away, but, in Soviet Russia, a daily dose of Apple's iTunes could send you to the doc even quicker!

For a refill on your Viagra prescription, perhaps!

Or to treat the chafed nuclear submarine in your undies, LOLz!!

Russian media aficionados were in for both a shock and a tightening of the pants this week when they logged onto iTunes!

Instead of links to purchase movies and albums, like they expected, there were ads for XXX porn and escort services (above)!

Whoa!! How could that happen?

The Russians sent Sputnik into outer-space — when did they lose their stranglehold on technological achievement?!

Apparently an employee goofed the code for the program and accidentally linked to .xxx sites instead of their own cache of images!

WHOOPS!

We hope the programmer isn't sent to the Pussy Riot gulag!

[Image via 9to5Mac.]

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U.S. Antivirus Pioneer & Bath Salt Addict Gunned-Down A Fellow Expatriate In Belize?

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We sure hope not!

Computer legend John McAfee (above) is wanted for questioning by Central American police after fellow American Gregory Faull was murdered Saturday night in Belize.

John created the immensely-popular McAfee Antivirus Software and was worth at least $100 mil when he sold his company, left the States, and moved down to tropical paradise.

Unfortunately, sources close to him say he turned to drugs around the same time. Now he's grown paranoid, unsteady, and addicted to bath salts.

And now, John is currently on the lam from the authorities.

Police found Gregory, a former Floridian, face-up in a pool of blood, with

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Julio Iglesias Gets Burglarized!

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Wow. People can sometimes just do the worst things!

Poor Julio Iglesias's hotel room got hit by burglars! They stole from a sweet old man!

He was performing at a concert this week when burglars broke into his hotel room and stole

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Nobody Uses Internet Explorer 6. Nobody

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Internet Explorer may finally bite the dust.

Reportedly, only one percent of PC owners use the archaic browser. Even Microsoft doesn't people using IE6.

When IE7 was introduced, IE6 was used by 80% of PC'ers. Now with Firefox, Chrome, Safari, and IE10, it might be time to put IE6 in the nursing home.

But there are still folks out there using IE6, with 8% of non United States users on IE6.

Somebody please put the old browser out of it misery.

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