Autumn is our favorite time of the year, if only because of fall themed drinks!
Why go to an actual pumpkin patch to smell this orange spherical squash, when you can spend $3.75 at Starbucks?
Well, you can imagine our enormous levels of arousal when we saw that there might be a Pumpkin Spice flavored condom coming out.
Uh, well we hoped the condom would be coming out, and not the things inside the condom. That's the whole point of the condom, right?!
Unfortunately, Durex has denied the claims that there'd be a harvest season specialty contraceptive: