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We guess the Kardashians should come out with a line of "Kondoms."

Then maybe Kris Humphries would've had access to them every time he had sex with his booty call girl, Myla Sinanaj.

But there is no Kardashian line of Kondoms, as far as we know, so he had… UNPROTECTED SEX!

Apparently Kris didn't care much about safety, and had no problem jumping in the pool without a swim cap if there wasn't one handy.

No wonder Myla is pregnant and saying the child is Kris'.

Hit it raw too many times and one of those baby Kris' is going to make his way up there.

Don't be a fool! Wrap your tool!

[Image via C. Smith/WENN & Myla Sinanaj/Twitter.]

Tags: baby, child, condom, girl, hump, kardashian, kardashians, kris humphries, man, pregnant, problem, raw, safety, sex, unprotected

Herpes isn't all bad. As long as a judge awards you with $900,000 for getting it.

A 49-year-old Oregon woman filed a lawsuit against a 69-year-old dentist who accidentally gave her herpes. We say "accidentally" because he didn't think she'd get it. However, he didn't bother to tell her about his unpleasant condition before they banged and didn't bother wearing a condom either. So really, he's just the worst health care professional ever.

The defendant contended that he is not at fault because his eHarmony date

Tags: bank account, condom, crazy, genital herpes, herpes, irresponsible, lawsuit, legal, million dollars, oregon, retired dentist, sex, std

This is sad, but completely avoidable.

A Detroit man "affectionately known by friends and family" as Fat Mike was killed inside a gas station after having a dispute with the cashier over the price of a condom.

That's right. A condom. Not even a whole pack.

Tags: cashier, condom, detroit, dispute, dumb, gas station, price, sad, stupid, unecessary, violence

Oh Zac, no need to be so bashful, you’re all grown up now!

Matt Lauer sufficiently made Mr. Efron blush on The Today Show when the interviewer brought up the hillllaarious condom-dropping incident at the Lorax Premiere.

Zac handled it like the classy pro he is and admitted to the faux pas, laughing it off as an honest mistake.

We do love Lauer's response near the end of the interview: “Better to be safe than sorry, right?”

Next time, keep it in your wallet Zac. Isn’t what what wallets are for???

Watch the semi-awkward interview (above)

Tags: awkward, condom, interview, lorax, matt lauer, zac efron

Sometimes, the most incredible things can happen in the blink of an eye.

Thankfully, in Hollywood, there are paparazzi to capture them, and immortalize these moments on video forever!

And we are SO GRATEFUL for that in this instance!

Check out this absolutely AMAZING video of Zac Efron at the premiere of The Lorax - you know, that animated adaptation of the popular Dr. Suess children's book - when he asks his publicist to hold something in his pocket on the red carpet, and as he takes it out to give to her, accidentally drops a CONDOM onto the ground (above)!

Oh, and don't worry! The video slows it down and HIGHlights it so everyone can see!

And it's GOLD, too! We guess someone needs the Trojan Magnum brand, hmmm?

Those are, what, 15% larger than the average brand?!

Oh boy. Please excuse us as our mind wanders into all sorts of naughty places.

Tags: amazing, condom, drops, gold, oops, pocket, premiere, publicist, red carpet, so effing sexy, the lorax, trojan magnum, zac efron

Kathy Griffin has some funny dogs.

During her latest stand-up special, she talked about how one time, one of her dogs ate a used condom!!

Yuck!

Feel free to watch her entire HIGHlarious routine, or skip ahead to 5:15 to hear her bit about her dog that will eat ANYTHING.

Tags: condom, dog, eat, funny, gross, kathy griffin, special, stand up, yuck

Oh boy.

Bristol Palin is leaving nothing to the imagination (well, maybe a little) in her upcoming memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far.

Not only does she go into detail about the night she lost her virginity to Levi Johnston, but she also talks about Levi's constant cheating and overall d-baggery ways.

Bristol says that on the night little Tripp was conceived, she was drunk on wine coolers, didn't remember what happened, and when she woke up, Levi was gone.

And even though they used a condom, she still got pregnant. And what's worse was Levi's reaction. When she told him that she was knocked up, he told her, "Better be a f**king boy."

What a charmer!

Meanwhile, she also reveals that he constantly cheated on her and he would come home druuuunk and with hickeys all over his neck.

Ewww!

Bristol says the final straw was when Levi got another girl preggers and named the child Bentley, which was her first choice of names when naming Tripp.

Good riddance! Levi sounds like the biggest a-hole ever! And with all these scandalous details, Bristol is sure to make big buck$$$ when this book comes out!

Tags: cheating, condom, memoir, not afraid of life my journey so far, tripp johnston, virginity