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Man Dies Trying To Steal From Condom Machine — By Blowing It Up!

What a way to die -- by condom machine!

Well, you don't see this every day.

A German man died on Christmas day when the condom machine he was trying to rob blew up, killing him with a shard of steel from the explosion.

Related: Irish Drinker Suing Guinness Because It's Brewed In Canada!

The 29-year-old and two of his apparently rubber-less buddies were trying to rob the machine when they rigged a bomb to the door of the contraption in order to blow it open.

The bomb worked, but unfortunately

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Kris Jenner Doesn't Know How To Use A Condom — Luckily, Khloé Kardashian Is There To Get 'Condom Juice' All Over Her! See The Messy KUWTK Preview!

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We now understand why this family is so huge…

Kris Jenner may have spent six decades on this planet, but none of those years ever involved prophylactic protection, apparently.

In a sneak peek of Sunday's all new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the mother-of-six calls upon her 31-year-old daughter Khloé Kardashian to teach her a thing or two about condoms.

And by "a thing or two," we mean that Kris doesn't even know how to put one on!

Related: Kris & Caitlyn Once Got Caught Having Sex On A Plane

Thankfully, Khloé isn't about to pass up a teachable moment, so she shows her mom how to use them on a cucumber… but not before throwing it at her and getting her covered in lubrication! LOLz!

We're glad she's practicing safe sex with Corey Gamble, but how can someone seriously go so long without ever even seeing a condom?!

Ch-ch-check out a classic KUWTK scene that feels straight out of Season One (below)!!!

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Big Brother's 'Evel Dick' Donato Thinks It Was A Vegas Stripper That Gave Him HIV!

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"Evel Dick" Donato is the winner of the 8th season of Big Brother, a returning player on the show in 2011 and a man living with HIV.

When he was cast for Big Brother 13, the show's doctors ran two blood tests on him.

One came back positive while one came back negative; after retesting the positive result was confirmed.

Dick had HIV.

Where did he get it? He thinks he got it from a stripper in Las Vegas.

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Kim Cattrall Recalls The Moment When Joan Rivers Told Her To Use Condoms On National TV - And This Was BEFORE Her Samantha Jones Days!

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Well THIS is one way to remember a legend!

Before Kim Cattrall appeared as sultry Samantha on Sex And The City, Joan Rivers was calling her out for condom usage on national television — while Kim was promoting her 1987 film Mannequin!

[ Photos: Joan Rivers: Through The Years ]

Yep, you heard that right - Miz Rivers schooled her on prophylactics in front of millions of viewers, in one of the actress' first TV appearances ever.

Kim was reminded of this "terrifying" experience, after she was showed the video (below) during an interview, with it all going down around the one-minute mark:

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Hungry?? You Won't Be After You See The Recipes Inside This Condom Cookbook!

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Condom Meals I Want to Make for You

Do you constantly find yourself with an excess of condoms?

Well, you're in luck because manga writer Kyosuke Kagami has created a cookbook that will solve all of your problems!

That's because the new Japanese cookbook Condom Meals I Want to Make for You is teaching readers how to make 11 different meals using condoms as the container and/or cooking device.

Seriously.

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Half Baked's Jim Breuer & Young Daughters Harassed By Former Neighbor! Find Out What Disturbing Package He Sent Them!

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Even though he's a comedian, there's nothing funny about this!

Jim Breuer's ex neighbor is in some deep trouble and is facing felony stalking charges after

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San Francisco SPCA Promotes Pet Condoms?! Say Whaaaaaat?

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San Francisco SPCA promotes pet condoms to raise spaying/neutering awareness

Getting your pets spayed/neutered is seriously important, you guys!

Not only does it help to reduce the homeless pet population, it improves your pet's health and even helps to limit aggressiveness!

But not everyone is getting their pets fixed… so the SPCA of San Francisco came up with a creative way to get people's attention:

Pet condoms!

Say whaaaaaat??

That's right! If you check out PetCondoms.org, you can learn all about "[Talking] to Your Pet about Protection," or find out "How to Put On a Pet Condom."

Obviously, it's all a joke. Clicking on any of the links just leads to a pop-up that says:

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