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Bacon Flavored Condoms Don't Sound Appetizing At All!

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Have we gone too far with the bacon infusions??

We think we might have, because we were JUST about to draw the line at the bacon flavored Scope mouthwash when we realized that sometimes the minty shizz is a little too powerful, so there might be those out there that would benefit from a bacony gargle!

The kind of bacony gargle you'd be doing with bacon-flavored condoms doesn't sound very awesome, though! LOLz!

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Bill Gates Is Tired Of Regular Condoms, Will Pay You $100k For A New Design!

Filed under: Science!Sex

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Bill Gates is either tired of having to wear condoms, or he's fed up with sleaze-balls using the "it doesn't feel as good" excuse to not have to wear them. Either way, we might be getting a new and technologically advanced condom out of it!

That's right, if you've been sitting on a new sheath for your meat, Bill Gates will pay you $100,000!!

You'd think he could offer more than that… but hey, it's a good start! LOLz!

Latex was a major breakthrough (not literally, hopefully!), but now we're ready for the next step in condom evolution!

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Sex Is Just As Rad With Condoms! Science Says So!

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Have you ever had a partner of yours try and get you with the whole "sex without condoms feels better" spiel just so they don't have to wear or buy condoms??

According to science, they're bullshizzin' you!! LOLz!

The researchers looked at information from 1,645 men and women ages 18 to 59 whose most recent sexual event included intercourse.

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Philadelphia Installing Free Condom Dispensers In High Schools!!

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Wow! We can't imagine what kind of uproar this caused at PTA meetings.

In Philadelphia, almost a third of their high schools are getting free condom dispensers installed!!

Before you start questioning why they'd do that… five percent of the city's high school students tested positive for STDs!!

Some even had HIV!!

So this sounds like a really really important idea to us.

A school district spokesman said:

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Burger Joint Advertises On Condoms!!

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There's a burger place called Burger Urge in Australia.

The hamburger joint is using a new and controversial advertising technique to drum up sales…

They're mailing out condoms!

The best part?

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One Direction Say NO To Condom Deal?!

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Oh no! We sure hope Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are practicing safe sex cuddling during their intimate NYC nights!

LOLz!

Rumor has it that One Direction — the band who makes little ladies (and boys!) squeal in premature ecstacy — have said NO to being the face of a safe sex campaign cause they think it would be inappropriate due to the young age of their fans!

One source claims:

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Voters Strike Devastating Blow Job To El Lay Porn Industry!

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Ruh-roh! El Lay might need to change it's nickname!!

As Barack Obama won four more years, marriage equality found major breakthroughs, and pot smokers rejoiced by binging on Cheetos, Los Angeles Country residents voted in new law specific to the porn industry!

Measure B requires porn companies to purchase more expensive safety permits and forces condom use in sex scenes. It passed, with 55.9% of voters supporting it.

YAY! Safe sex is good, right? …Right???

Of course safe sex is good!

The problem with this measure, argues the porn industry and the L.A. Times, is that porno films are already safe!

Strict screening measures exist to ensure that no participants are infected with STDs!!

All this measure does, they say, is add (unnecessary) condoms!

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