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One Direction Say NO To Condom Deal?!

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Oh no! We sure hope Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are practicing safe sex cuddling during their intimate NYC nights!

LOLz!

Rumor has it that One Direction — the band who makes little ladies (and boys!) squeal in premature ecstacy — have said NO to being the face of a safe sex campaign cause they think it would be inappropriate due to the young age of their fans!

One source claims:

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Voters Strike Devastating Blow Job To El Lay Porn Industry!

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porn legislature passed los angeles condom required

Ruh-roh! El Lay might need to change it's nickname!!

As Barack Obama won four more years, marriage equality found major breakthroughs, and pot smokers rejoiced by binging on Cheetos, Los Angeles Country residents voted in new law specific to the porn industry!

Measure B requires porn companies to purchase more expensive safety permits and forces condom use in sex scenes. It passed, with 55.9% of voters supporting it.

YAY! Safe sex is good, right? …Right???

Of course safe sex is good!

The problem with this measure, argues the porn industry and the L.A. Times, is that porno films are already safe!

Strict screening measures exist to ensure that no participants are infected with STDs!!

All this measure does, they say, is add (unnecessary) condoms!

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How To Choose The Right Condom!

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Gentlemen, grab your boners!

LOLz!

In all seriousness — how do you choose the right condom, to ensure the maximum amount of protection??

There answer is not 'whichever ones we get for free."

Surprisingly, the thing that matters isn't length.

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Evelyn Lozada Files For Divorce

Six weeks.

Their marriage lasted six weeks.

That's super lame — but hey, we feel like being head-butted is a great reason to split.

We know that Chad was arrested over the weekend because of the violent dispute, which allegedly started because Evelyn claimed she found a receipt for a box of condoms in his car.

We're sorry that all of this happened, Evelyn — we have no answers as to why people do the things they do.

We do know that you'll bounce back, though!

Just give it time. We're glad you're okay.

[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsay Lohan's Porn Co-Star Shoots A Condom PSA!

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Wow.

Brazzers, the Internet porn juggernaut, has released a PSA about using condoms!

They paused from bringing orgasms to the millions who aren't busy at home whacking away the day to their videos, and are out actually having real sex, to let them know that condoms are SUPER important.

And who better to play the dual role of the guy who uses a condom and as the guy who doesn't then porn star James Deen!

Things end badly for one of them. Guess which one.

If the name sounds familiar it's because James Deen will be starring alongside Lindsay Lohan in the new movie The Canyons!

We hope they used condoms when he invaded her "canyon!" LOLz!

Check out the video (above) for the sexy man in a safe sex PSA.

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Athletes Call Olympic Village A 'Sex Haven'

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Now we know why the Olympics are giving 100,000 condoms to each athlete the athletes.

We previously mentioned that it's been known for a long time that sex is a big part about going to the Olympics.

Though we bet a lot of people are just now hearing about it for the first time.

We expect that a lot of people will be googling "easiest olympic sport" and will begin training immediately.

Check out the video (above) to hear some of the dirty details.

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100,000 Condoms Ordered For Olympic Village!

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What happens when you take the world's most athletic people and place their rock solid, sculpted bodies in one small village?

Sex!

And lots of it!

Apparently, Olympians are not only great at sports, they're great at porking each other in the Olympic village.

A few years ago at the Sydney Olympics 70,000 condoms weren't enough so an extra 20,000 were ordered!

So the Olympic committee is keeping things safe by ordering 100,000 condoms for the London Summer Games.

That's a whole lotta sex! At least they're being safe.

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