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Burger Joint Advertises On Condoms!!

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There's a burger place called Burger Urge in Australia.

The hamburger joint is using a new and controversial advertising technique to drum up sales…

They're mailing out condoms!

The best part?

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One Direction Say NO To Condom Deal?!

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Oh no! We sure hope Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are practicing safe sex cuddling during their intimate NYC nights!

LOLz!

Rumor has it that One Direction — the band who makes little ladies (and boys!) squeal in premature ecstacy — have said NO to being the face of a safe sex campaign cause they think it would be inappropriate due to the young age of their fans!

One source claims:

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Voters Strike Devastating Blow Job To El Lay Porn Industry!

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porn legislature passed los angeles condom required

Ruh-roh! El Lay might need to change it's nickname!!

As Barack Obama won four more years, marriage equality found major breakthroughs, and pot smokers rejoiced by binging on Cheetos, Los Angeles Country residents voted in new law specific to the porn industry!

Measure B requires porn companies to purchase more expensive safety permits and forces condom use in sex scenes. It passed, with 55.9% of voters supporting it.

YAY! Safe sex is good, right? …Right???

Of course safe sex is good!

The problem with this measure, argues the porn industry and the L.A. Times, is that porno films are already safe!

Strict screening measures exist to ensure that no participants are infected with STDs!!

All this measure does, they say, is add (unnecessary) condoms!

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How To Choose The Right Condom!

Filed under: HealthSex

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Gentlemen, grab your boners!

LOLz!

In all seriousness — how do you choose the right condom, to ensure the maximum amount of protection??

There answer is not 'whichever ones we get for free."

Surprisingly, the thing that matters isn't length.

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Evelyn Lozada Files For Divorce

Six weeks.

Their marriage lasted six weeks.

That's super lame — but hey, we feel like being head-butted is a great reason to split.

We know that Chad was arrested over the weekend because of the violent dispute, which allegedly started because Evelyn claimed she found a receipt for a box of condoms in his car.

We're sorry that all of this happened, Evelyn — we have no answers as to why people do the things they do.

We do know that you'll bounce back, though!

Just give it time. We're glad you're okay.

[Image via WENN.]

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