Just make sure the dining room table is bolted to the floor!
New reports suggest that Teresa Giudice the whole next year of her life mapped out. According to friends of the RHONJ star, Teresa will kick off the year working on Celebrity Apprentice from January to May, then she'll be tackling season four of Housewives from May to October … and then she starts working on her own cooking show!
At least he's got a sense of humor about himself…assuming he realized this was a joke.
Check out the video (above) of Charlie Sheen teaching the world how to cook, in a perfectly coherent manner.
At first, this seemed like it was just another excuse for Charlie to overuse words like "winning" and "warlock," but when he grabbed a bottle of wine and said it was "tea made from ground dinosaur fossils," we were pretty much won over.
Good for them for not using the obvious "tiger blood" joke! We appreciate that kind of thing.
What do U think of Charlie's cooking show? Did you learn a lot?