Last time we heard from Jason London, he was enjoying his new life as a married man and now… he's defecating on himself in the backseat of a police cruiser!?
Ugh! The honeymoon is officially over!
According to a police report, the actor was bloodied and beaten in an Arizona bar before cops found him wandering Dazed & Confused through the streets of Scottsdale.
The Po-Po arrested him for disorderly conduct, fighting, and assault after he tried fighting off local paramedics.
That's when he… wait for it… PURPOSELY CRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CRUISER!!!
What. The. Fudge!?!
Jason allegedly spat homophobic slurs at the cops before saying:
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