We bet someone wishes they would've just gone ahead and paid for a ticket at the local cineplex!!!
A 28-year-old Swedish man who was caught distributing a pre-release copy of Beck - Buried Alive suddenly finds himself buried alive under a ton of legal fees — a record breaking sum, in fact.
Siding with a production company claiming the illegal uploader wound up costing them boatloads of cash, a judge ordered the Swedish dude to fork over $800,000!!!
For the love of Alexander Skarsgård, that's a lot of money! Enough to make a pirate say "Arrrrrrrr u kidding?"
It's hARRRRRRd to feel too bad for the guy, though, because this wasn't his only infraction.
He was also convicted of uploading 517 other titles and must serve a suspended jail sentence and complete 160 hours of community service.
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Now we know precisely why Breezy earned himself three more (court ordered) months in rehab!!!
Chris Brown allegedly threw a rock through the window of his mom's car!
Read that again…
A ROCK! Through the car window of the WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM!
And that's at least one of the reasons why Superior Court Judge James Brandlin ordered Breezy to return to rehab for three more months!
According to paperwork filed during today's hearing, the Don't Judge Me singer even shattered the window in the process!
The court document stated:
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Will Michael Lohan ever learn when to butt out??!
Probably not, but we're not complaining!!!
While it was said that Lindsay Lohan would be going to New York's Seafield to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay, Papa Lohan has confirmed that it is actually between Morningside in Newport Beach and The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach.
However, being the loving father that he is, Michael isn't so keen on Lindsay returning her old stomping grounds at Morningside. Instead, Michael would MUCH prefer daddy's little girl go to Lukens, but apparently lawyer Mark Heller will do just about anything to prevent that from happening!
So WHY is Lindsay's not-so-trusty lawyer so against Lukens?!
In a private email, Michael explained:
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An autograph won't get him out of this one!
Justin Bieber is in trroouuubbbblllleeee.
Bieby's alleged spitting spat with his neighbor on Tuesday most likely won't mean jail time, but it could mean court-ordered anger management!
According to criminal defense experts, if JB is found guilty of battery it is possible that he will be fined $1,000 and thrown behind bars, however that is the most SEVERE punishment and is HIGHLY improbable.
Instead, an expert explained:
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Lindsay Lohan has finally completed all of her court-ordered psychotherapy sessions!
As part of her sentence in the great jewelry heist of 2011, LiLo was ordered to complete 18 sessions of psychotherapy.
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