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Can we all just agree that Melissa McCarthy needs to be instated as the PERMANENT host of Saturday Night Live?!

Seriously!

When it comes to the HIGHlarious Identity Thief star, there is truly NO SUCH THING as "too much of a good thing!"

Take, for example, what is easily the best opening monologue we've had all season, which features the comedienne attempting to keep up with Taran Killam as they sing and dance along to Springtime in New York…even though she can't walk AT ALL in high heels that would be better suited for the likes of Courtney Stodden!

Ch-ch-check it out (above), as well as even MORE HIGHlarity in sketches where she played an abusive Division III women's basketball coach, a contestant on The Voice's new season, a dating advice video actor, and a SERIOUS lover of pizza…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

P.S. There's even an AH-MAY-ZING cameo from Game of Thrones' Peter Dinklage during the weekend update!

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Much like her relationship with her 52-year-old husband, Courtney Stodden's new magazine cover is equal parts vulgar, seXXXy, and just plain weird!!

After lending her likeness to life sized wall-porn, the always unpredictable teen bride decided to pose for the cover of a magazine!!

Though not exactly a top-tiered tome of style like Cosmo or Marie Claire, we're sure a Girls & Corpses cover comes with just as much prestige!!

Wait… a what and WHAT?

It's true! But for a few well placed zombie hands, Courtney would be completely exposed on the cover of a magazine about chicks and the undead!

Coutney revealed the dirty deets about her experience

Tags: cosmo, courtney stodden, girls and corpses, magazine, magazine cover, marie claire, naked, teen bride, zombie

Or rather, a life-size picture of Courtney Stodden can be pressed up against your wall…

…but still for sexy fun timez!

You see, Perezcious readers, Courtney can now be all yours in the bedroom if you don’t mind her being a little, well, flat.

Sorry, the knockers still belong to Doug Hutchison!

She partnered up with TheBlownUp.com to create super classy life-size wall art of herself that has her scantily clad for your enjoyment!

And she can’t wait for fans to rub up against her as she commented:

Tags: courtney stodden, doug hutchison, photos, pics, sexy, the blown up, wall art

Who knew the naturally gorgeous teen "actress" Courtney Stodden had such lovely sisters…

Like punk-rocker Courtland!

And boy does Courtland have A LOT to say about her "slutty," "famewhoring" sister Courtney!

Meet Courtland, frontwoman of Cum Ballz of Blood (above)!

But wait! Courtney also has a mysteriously foreign sister called Courtina, who we THINK is supposed to be Latina.

In all seriousness…

We don't even know how to react. No words.

Familiarize yourself with Courtney's other "sister" Courtina …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Watch out, Courtney Stodden!

Looks to us like there's an EVEN YOUNGER teen bride ready to take Hollywood by storm!

Oh wait…oops!

Our bad, folks! Upon further inspection, it appears we are mistaken!

YUP! It's a balloon ring! False alarm!

To be fair, however, Chloe Moretz ALWAYS comes off as especially grounded and mature for her 15 years of age, so while she's most likely not getting married anytime soon, we are DELIGHTED to see that the young actress has found male company that is NOT one of her brothers!

In fact, it looks to us like she has a GENTLEMAN CALLER, identified as Cameron Fuller!

Check out photos of the adorable pair (above)!

Just TOO sweet, right?!

Sigh. We'd forgotten how exciting it is to be that age and feeling butterflies in your stomach for the first time!

Enjoy this time together, you two! It really is something special!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Tags: balloon ring, brother, cameron fuller, chloe moretz, courtney stodden, debut, engagement, new couple alert, out and about, public, silly, teen bride, young hollywood

Poor, poor Courtney Stodden!

It's nearly impossible for the teen bride to get positive press because her beauty is so, so intimidating! Well, at least that's what Court and momanger Krista Stodden are saying.

The attention loving vixen has a message for all the "haters" that think her newest batch of toppless holiday photos are anything less than the XXXmas perfection!

In a statement, delivered by her momma, the young Mrz. Stodden profoundly said:

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Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!!

Courtney Stodden just LOVES her husband Christmas!

The attention-love-teen-bride is using her only best assets to Santa spread holiday magic to all the girls and boys this year by hiring someone to take naked pictures of her!

The duchess of klass told sources she released these seXXXy Santa pics cuz:

Tags: attention seeker, courtney stodden, holiday cheer, naked, sad, sexy, teen bride, trashy