Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous!
A cow was on the loose in Jamaica, Queens Tuesday and cops were doing their darndest to try and lasso it! (Note: They weren't really using a lasso, to our knowledge. Although they should've. That's what a rancher would do.)
Video shows it happily trotting about enjoying the scenery of suburbia with cop cars following it at a slow pace, presumably so as not to startle it.
Then a man dressed in a brown jacket starts running after it, prompting the cow to break into a gallop!
The clip concludes with the cow getting trapped between a car and a house, and then lying down in the grass to chill after such an adventure. Or, more accurately, being tranquilized so cops could finally get it to stop moo-ving.
Oh, the bovinity!
P.S. Apparently it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and will be returned there! *sob*
Watch the clip (below)!