Charlie Sheen is an excitable mass of pork fried crazy, but — come famine, war, pestilence, or death — we don't imagine that will ever change.
Ch-ch-check out the reliably unreliable comedic actor talking drugs with David Letterman last night (above)!
He even implies getting high back stage, at one point telling the audience:
"You guys don't want me clean and sober, right? That's boring."
We want you to live to see your grandchildren, Charlie, that's all!
The Anger Management star also reveals a burning
sensation when he pees desire to return to…AFTER THE JUMP!!!