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High School Seniors Try To Sell Their School On Craigslist For Their Senior Prank!

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Thinking of a great senior prank? Forget the days of drawing phallic images on the football field, this is a prank fit for the internet age!

The seniors of Arkansas City High School thought of the pretty genius prank by listing their high school for sale on Craigslist! The ad lists the school for a price of $2,015 (Class of 2015, get it?) but details that all offers will be taken into consideration:

"All of us seniors are heading off to college and we do not need this school anymore. We all need the cash to pay off loans and everything else we need in college. This school offers a lot of space for parking or even your cattle!"

Hopefully, these students are planning to major in marketing because this advertisement is ON POINT! The ad continued:

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Derek Jeter's 'Thanks For Having Sex With Me' Gift Basket Goes Up For Sale On Craigslist

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Derek Jeter sex gift basket is up for sale!

Ahh, the rumored memorabilia gift basket…

Derek Jeter has been one of the most elegantly successful bachelors on the planet (until he met Hannah Davis and fell madly in love). And when we say elegant, we mean it!

After banging chicks all night long, Jeets would call them a car, which would have a gift basket of memorabilia in it, like signed baseballs.

[ Related: Derek Jeter Goofs Up On Booty Call: Forgets He ALREADY Hooked Up With Her ]

Well, a woman claims that she has one of these elusive 'Thanks For Letting Me Penetrate You' baskets, and it's now up for sale on Craigslist, for $1,950. Or, at least it was until someone took it down.

The listing said:

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Cleveland Man Tries To Hire Himself A Family Because He Thinks It Will Help Him Get Paid More

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Fact: just because you went to college does not mean that you are good at concocting plans.

Case in point: a Cleveland man posted an ad to Craigslist, which has since been removed, stating that he wanted to hire a family to pretend to be his own because he figured it would help him get paid more at his potential jobs.

Seriously.

Mr. Family Man explained that he's seen several instances where people who had families got paid more because employers felt bad for them, so he laid out his plan:

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Pregnant Teenager Strangled & Her Boyfriend Decapitated After Meeting Up With Stranger On Craigslist For Sex

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A pregnant Michigan 18-year old, Brooke Slocum, was strangled to death, and her 25-year old boyfriend, Charles Oppenneer, was decapitated as their attempt to meet up with a stranger on Craigslist for a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.

Be very careful when dealing with strangers online, people! This is so so tragic!

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Hawaiian Woman Adopts Dog From Shelter And Then Immediately Tries To Flip Pup On Craigslist For A Profit!

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Don't ever try and fool dog lovers! Because it's not possible!

A Hawaiian woman adopted a 10-year-old Jack Russell terrier from a Hawaiian humane shelter recently, and the folks over there were happy to see the dog, named Sally Mae, find a home!

But about an hour later the woman had posted an ad up on Craigslist where she said the dog was 5-years-old, whereas Sally is actually 10, and the woman even had the audacity to ask for more than double what she paid in the adoption fees!

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Scarlett Johansson Reveals All About Going Full Frontal NAKED For Under The Skin! See The X-Rated Stills HERE!

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As if anyone needs Scarlett Johansson to have a reason to go nude! LOLz!

Super blurred stills of the vixen in Under The Skin have surfaced on the internet and now ScarJo wants to defend her decision to lose her threads.

So why did the now-preggers beauty decide to strip for the flick??!

Scarlett explained:

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Love Lost! Here Are 15 Amazing Craigslist Missed Connections We Hope Stay Missed!

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Ah, love!

It's so fickle, so fleeting! Sometimes we never get the chance at the happiness we want, the chance we need and deserve! It's heartbreaking.

And then there are chances like these 15 that we're glad never had the opportunity to get off the ground, because, well…

You'll just have to read and see!

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