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Kelis Calls Katy Perry Crap!

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Kelis Calls Katy Perry Crap

Well this is just silly!

Apparently, Kelis isn't exactly the biggest fan of Katy Perry's work.

She reportedly told a UK newspaper:

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Mark Zuckerberg Always Looks Cool

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Mark Zuckerberg Always Looks Cool

Not really.

To bad Billions of dollars can't buy you coordination!!

Alright. We like to tease Mark Zuckerberg cause he has enough money to by all the sequined, metallic, and meat covered suits in the world — and still have some left over commission Zac Efron to read him excerpts for Brokeback Mountain every night.

But we think it's pretty cool that one of the world's richest (and notoriously arrogant) men still picks up his pooch's dog crap with his bare hands!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Shia LaBeouf Says That Transformers 3 Is Crap!

Okay, well, maybe he was joking, but it's not like Shia LaBeouf hasn't insulted some of his movies in the past (ahem, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull).

When Jimmy Kimmel brought up a past interview where Shia "was telling us the movie you were promoting is crap," Shia told the talk show host, "Well, nothing's changed! It's still…"

LOLz! Oh dear, Shia. Nothing like sticking your foot in your mouth once again. We're sure your "friend" Michael Bay and Transformers director will just love that.

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Even Director Michael Bay Says Transformers 2 Was Crap!!

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Those are some pretty harsh words for your own movie!

Director Michael Bay slammed his own movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, calling it "crap" and blaming it on the writer's strike.

He admits that "they made some mistakes" while filming and "the real fault is that it ran into a mystical world."

He goes on:

"When I look back at it, that was crap. The writers' strike was coming hard and fast. It was just terrible to do a movie where you've got to have a story in three weeks.

I was prepping a movie for months where I only had 14 pages of some idea of what the movie was. It's a BS way to make a movie, do you know what I'm saying?"

This pretty much mirrors what Shia LaBeouf said when he saw the finished product. He told reporters:

"When I saw the second movie, I wasn't impressed with what we did. There were some really wild stunts in it, but the heart was gone."

Yikes!! At least both the director and star agree.

That means expectations will be really high for Transformers 3.

Do U think those expectations will be met??

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Bachelor Pad Debuts To So-So Ratings!

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Nobody cares about these stoopid shows!

The latest incarnation of the Bachelor franchise, Bachelor Pad, apparently got only so-so ratings that were down 21% from The Bachelorette, which only premiered earlier in the summer!

Ouch! 2.2 rating out of 7 shares isn't awful, but it looks like viewers are slowly getting sick of that shiz!

It's about time!


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Twilight Screenwriter Admits The Series Is Garbage.

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It's pretty sad when even the writer herself realizes what she's producing is trash!

Melissa Rosenberg, the poor woman who went from being praised for her writing on Dexter to being cursed with the task of trying to make Stephenie Meyer's shiteous Twilight novels watchable on screen, is admitting that there's nothing particularly good about the sparkly vampire attack against women.

She says:

"Is it high art? No. But it's not trying to be."

Nobody says it has to be, bb! But it should at least try to be watchable!

Guess you don't really have to make the effort when there's a built-in audience of middle-aged moms clinging to their youth who are willing to line up days before the premiere, just to see a movie about a push-over of a young woman with no personality getting controlled by a possessive vampire who only likes her because he wants to eat her!

That shiz sells itself! Bwa ha ha!

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