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Cat Is Alley-oop Slam Dunk Master!! Watch His Skillz HERE!

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Go, kitty! Go!!!

This cat is just droppin' buckets like cray cray!!

This cat looks like he's having so much fun!

We wonder if he's someone's cat, or if he's just a talented stray, trying to get off the streets and make something of himself.

Either way, this cat has some serious skills. Like Air Bud but more like Air Mr. Whiskers (or some other generic cat name).

So, wanna see this cutie doing his b-ball thang??

Then check out the video (above) and watch this cutie kitty sink some buckets!

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Bai Ling Is A Port-A-Potty Authority?

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Bai Ling Is A Port-A-Potty Authority

If you want to be a successful actress like Bai Ling, you have to be prepared to practice, practice, practice- anywhere you can get it!

While Christmas tree shopping last week, the Crank: High Voltage star was spotted acting cray cray!

She climbed a signpost, stole a ribbon, and made funny faces in the port-a-potty. Yes, we said faces- get your mind out of the gutter!

The silly gurl must have noticed the paps, because otherwise she was playing to cameras that weren't there!

We hope this is an attempt to get more comedy roles and not another guest spot on Celebrity Rehab!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Justin Bieber Sued For Purchasing Penis Enlargement With Michigan Man's Credit Card

Settle down, Beliebers! This is all a bunch of BULL!

This might be the best lawsuit ever. As long as you don't take the civil courts seriously.

A Michigan man is suing Justin Bieber because he claims that the pop star stole his American Express credit card to purchase a penis enlargement.

But wait…it gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it).

The plaintiff claims to be Selena Gomez's dad who lent her pop star boyfriend $426.78 for an abortion. Our words can't do his ludicrous charges justice, so here's what the court documents say:

"Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."

Usher isn't getting out of this scandal scot free either. The lawsuit accuses Bieber's mentor of sodomy via firework insertion. The delusional docs continue:

"Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."

Ultimately, the man admits "I'm an emotional mess" and concludes:

"America must boycott Bieber's music!"

For the record, he didn't take the time to capitalize the "B" in Bieber or add that possessive apostrophe, so don't go thinking he's remotely coherent.

Clearly, this guy has got some issues and wants to take some celebs to crazytown with him.

[Image via WENN.]

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Westlife Singer Saves Justin Bieber From Vicious Leg-Humping

Justin Bieber Mauled By Tiger Cats Or 14 Year-Olds

The Great Bieberino went down under last night and he almost never made it out alive!!

Justin Bieber's Australia's Got Talent performance was SO titillating that it compelled one 14 year-old girl to rush the stage give him a piece of her, uhhh, mind.

That in itself isn't so surprising — JB has over 25 million Twitter fans in his back pocket! It's natural to assume that at least a few of them are two pears short of a fruit cocktail.

Worry not, Justin — your knight in Irish armor will save you!

Brian McFadden materialized from out of nowhere and "crash-tackled" the obsessed girl and saved Justin from a fate much less worse than death!

Yeah, THAT Brian McFadden.

The dude from Westlife we forgot about after his near-wife ditched him for Nick Jonas!

Way to go, big guy!

As for

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Angry Kitten Tears Cat Food To Shreds!

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This kitties got some issues!

Still…it's kind of cute and really funny.

Check out the video above of the angriest kitten on the planet as it tears apart anything put in its path.

And by anything, we mean cat food.

Dead cat food.

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Modern Family's Julie Bowen Goes A Little Cray Cray On Conan

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LOLs! We don't know what Modern Family's Julie Bowen was on during this interview with Conan, but we want what she's got!

First, she walks out in the shortest dress you will ever see, then she insults Michael Cera, and then talks about her son - whom she affectionately calls "Fatty" - getting trapped in a dryer!!

This woman has 3 young kids so we can see why she's acting a little out there! Get some sleep, woman!

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