Simon Cowell Broke More Than The Bro Code By Knocking Up His Bestie's Wife, He Apparently Broke The Law!
Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!
They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!
Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his
bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.
That could be adultery! And the Big Apple frowns down upon adultery, apparently to the tune of up to three months in jail!!