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Lay Off Our Snooki Snickers! Judge Calls Her A "Lindsay Lohan Wannabe"!

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We don't know who should be more insulted: Snooki for being compared to Lindsay Lohan or Lindsay Lohan for becoming the standard by which other celebs are judged by?! (We're going with Snooki!)

This afternoon, The Jersey Shore star stood in front of Judge Damian Murray in Seaside Heights, NJ, who basically tore into her for being a wastey case last July.

The judge wasted no time letting her know exactly what he thought of her drunken antics, calling her "rude and self-indulgent" and suggesting that she was trading her "dignity for a paycheck." He then laid in to her with the "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" comment, before finding her guilty of being criminally annoying.

The charge could have landed her in the jail for the recommended 90 days just like LiLo, but unlike LiLo, the judge let Snooki slide with just 2 days community service and a $533 fine.

$533, that's it? That's her bar bill at Karma! Girl got off pretty easy!

When the judge was finished, Snooki addressed the court to apologize for her behavior and confessed that she was "very embarrassed" about what happened.

Water under the bridge now, BB! But hopefully, you've learned something from this - you don't need to drink so much all the time! When Jersey Shore is over, then you might want to knock back a few bottles of Jack!

What?! Then she can be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew! She wouldn't even have to change networks!

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Snooki Snickers To Stand Trial…For Being Annoying!

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This could be a really rough turn of events for Jersey Shore lovers everywhere.

Over the summer, our beloved Snooki Snickers had a few too many helpings of Ron-Ron juice with her morning pickle one day and ended up wandering out into the Seaside Heights sun, terrorizing her fellow guidettes and landing in jail.

Today is her trial hearing and should the judge find her guilty of the charges of disorderly conduct, being a public nuisance and criminally annoying others, she could go to jail! Standard procedure is to charge $3,200 and 30 days in jail!

Oh no! Is that really necessary? It was all for the sake of entertaining television, after all!

To quote the majestic swamp princess: "I'm too pretty to be in jail!"

Agreed! How's about we call this charge a double-bagger and forget all about it?

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