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Connor Cruise & His Boys Are The Coolest Guys In Town!

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Ah.

To be young again!

Connor Cruise and his friends were the epitome of cool as they hit up Katsuya.

You can tell just from Connor's face that he knows he's in a good place at this time in his life.

He's popular, he's rich - hey, what more could you want, right?

Enjoy URself, Connor! And make sure to keep doing UR action movie thing! We want more!!!!

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Nightmare Diarrhea Cruise Ship 2: Electric Poogaloo

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We've said it before, and we'll say it again: We're not sure why people want to go on cruises!

It's not that they couldn't potentially be fun, it's just that the odds of it being horrible outweigh that potential, and we've NEVER heard of anyone having an amazing time on one. Seems like the scam of the century, especially when you realize how often illness strikes the passengers — and the norovirus is def something you do NOT want while stuck in the middle of the ocean!

This is probably sounding all to familiar at this point, but more than 100 people aboard the ship Vision of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) got sick with

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Poopy Cruise Gets Poopier! Rescued Passengers' Bus Breaks Down!

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Oh these POOR passengers! We only hope that the toilet on the bus didn't break too!

The 3,131 victims of Carnival Cruise's busted down, sewage-filled, disease-riddled cruise ship FINALLY landed in Mobile, Alabama after FIVE DAYS of wading through literal SH*T!!

And luckily well… maybe not), they were met with multiple coaches (above) that would transport them on home.

BUT, the hell-voyage continued for folks riding on a bus from Mobile to Houston, TX after their vehicle BROKE DOWN in the middle of the freeway!!!

Broken bus rider Clark Jones explains:

"We have to pull over to the side. It’s dark. All the lights on the bus go out and everyone is not happy. My son Jacob and I, when we pulled over and realized the bus was broken, we just started laughing. People were giggling. Other people were not happy at all. I don’t know what you can do about that. Buses break down all the time, probably more often than ships do."

THANKFULLY, the bus was only out of commission for about an hour.

PHEW.

Crossing our fingers that no one contracted anything SERIOUS from their pooptastic adventure!

Take a peek inside the broken-down coach …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Paula Deen's Own Assistant Blasts Her Cruise Line!

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Paula Deen has her own cruise line. No, we're not joking.

Her cruise has completed its fifth trip from Galveston, Texas to Cozumel, Mexico and back again.

On the last trip, her assistant Brandon Branch went for the cruise, and showed his displeasure through his tweets the whole time.

He tweeted things like:

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Cruise Ships Queen Mary 2 and Emerald Princess CRASHED By Potential Norovirus!

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Yuck!

Passengers on two luxury cruise ships including the Queen Mary 2 have come down with symptoms that may have been caused by the Norovirus Bug!

What's that you ask?

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Jennifer Lopez Gets Wet & Wild With Casper Smart Aboard Aquabay!

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Oooh! See any mermaids??

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart were able to enjoy a short cruise aboard Aquabay this weekend where they cruised through Sydney Harbour.

After some fun in the sun, they stopped by Sydney Wildlife World with her kiddies for another cruise to Walsh Bay before going back to their Aussome hotel.

They're really soaking up their time down undah, aren't they!?!

We love adventurous couples!

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Connor Cruise Prepares To Take Flight

Connor Cruise is one of the good guys.

So when we see him waiting for a flight we're like hurry up planes and take our man into the air!!!

If we ran an airplane company, we'd make sure Connor was on every and all flights anytime he wants!

Because we know whenever we need a favor back or we need a DJ - Connor will be all over that like butter on toast.

Or marmalade - depending on your preference!

Let us know what ya like, Con-Dawg!

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