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Poopy Cruise Gets Poopier! Rescued Passengers' Bus Breaks Down!

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Oh these POOR passengers! We only hope that the toilet on the bus didn't break too!

The 3,131 victims of Carnival Cruise's busted down, sewage-filled, disease-riddled cruise ship FINALLY landed in Mobile, Alabama after FIVE DAYS of wading through literal SH*T!!

And luckily well… maybe not), they were met with multiple coaches (above) that would transport them on home.

BUT, the hell-voyage continued for folks riding on a bus from Mobile to Houston, TX after their vehicle BROKE DOWN in the middle of the freeway!!!

Broken bus rider Clark Jones explains:

"We have to pull over to the side. It’s dark. All the lights on the bus go out and everyone is not happy. My son Jacob and I, when we pulled over and realized the bus was broken, we just started laughing. People were giggling. Other people were not happy at all. I don’t know what you can do about that. Buses break down all the time, probably more often than ships do."

THANKFULLY, the bus was only out of commission for about an hour.

PHEW.

Crossing our fingers that no one contracted anything SERIOUS from their pooptastic adventure!

Take a peek inside the broken-down coach …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Paula Deen's Own Assistant Blasts Her Cruise Line!

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Paula Deen has her own cruise line. No, we're not joking.

Her cruise has completed its fifth trip from Galveston, Texas to Cozumel, Mexico and back again.

On the last trip, her assistant Brandon Branch went for the cruise, and showed his displeasure through his tweets the whole time.

He tweeted things like:

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Cruise Ships Queen Mary 2 and Emerald Princess CRASHED By Potential Norovirus!

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Yuck!

Passengers on two luxury cruise ships including the Queen Mary 2 have come down with symptoms that may have been caused by the Norovirus Bug!

What's that you ask?

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Jennifer Lopez Gets Wet & Wild With Casper Smart Aboard Aquabay!

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Oooh! See any mermaids??

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart were able to enjoy a short cruise aboard Aquabay this weekend where they cruised through Sydney Harbour.

After some fun in the sun, they stopped by Sydney Wildlife World with her kiddies for another cruise to Walsh Bay before going back to their Aussome hotel.

They're really soaking up their time down undah, aren't they!?!

We love adventurous couples!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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Connor Cruise Prepares To Take Flight

Connor Cruise is one of the good guys.

So when we see him waiting for a flight we're like hurry up planes and take our man into the air!!!

If we ran an airplane company, we'd make sure Connor was on every and all flights anytime he wants!

Because we know whenever we need a favor back or we need a DJ - Connor will be all over that like butter on toast.

Or marmalade - depending on your preference!

Let us know what ya like, Con-Dawg!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Robbie Williams Gives His Dogs The Royal Treatment With Luxury Trip!

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Robbie Williams REALLY cares about his eight dogs.

So much so, that he isn't willing to risk leaving them inside the hold of a plane from El Lay to London!

The singer will be spending $5600 on his dogs to give them a luxury cruise across the Atlantic.

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Suri Cruise Sheds Some Tears With Mama Holmes

Katie Holmes comforted a sobbing Suri Cruise as they trudged their way to school in the morning.

Many a morning did we also cry on our way to school, and so we completely sympathize with the little girl.

After all, it is hard to convince yourself to get in the school ready mindset after a tremendous weekend without any homework or classes. In fact, it is almost impossible!!!

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