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Cruise Passengers Succumb To Gross Illness After Human Waste Monster Ruins The VaCa!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooHealthScary!

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The amount of horror stories we hear about cruises seem to outweigh those from people who actually had an amazing time on them! In fact, even stories about people just being super bored outweigh those who've had fun!

So, we must ask (before we get into the grossness): Why does anyone want to take a cruise??

As of right now, there are passengers stranded on the Carnival Triumph cruise ship. They've become physically sick (not just from your normal bout of viruses that spread on these floating petri dishes), because conditions are THE WORST EVER.

Plastic bags are being used as toilets, according to the source

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John Travolta's Cruisin' Penis Suit DROPPED… Completely!

Filed under: John TravoltaLegal Matters

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Oh wow… strange indeed!

Just two days after a judge ordered that John Travolta be forced to face Fabian Zanzi's lawsuit in court, the whole thing has mysteriously disappeared!

Absolutely nothing about the resolution is being disclosed, but one can only assume that Fabian was offered a hefty chunk of change to end the whole "omg Danny Zuko showed me his naked penis and then hugged me" lawsuit.

That or Scientology really does work wonders! Ha! ;)

Whatever happened, we wouldn't be surprised if John NEVER boarded the Royal Caribbean cruise ever again. We can only imagine the sort of embarrassment that would come with it!

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John Travolta FORCED To Face The Judge In Cruise Ship Penis Suit!

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And by suit, obviously we mean lawsuit!

Though it would be REALLY fun to see John Travolta prance around in a peen-shaped suit! That would just make our day! Ha!

But nope, we're talkin' legal shiz again.

After John's attorneys tried to assert that his ticket to the 2009 Royal Caribbean cruise included an agreement to settle any dispute between passengers and company through penetration arbitration, the judge declared there would be no such thing.

So now John is FORCED to battle it out against Fabian Zanzi IN COURT …unless they can reach a settlement.

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John Travolta: The Cruise Ship Worker Is Lying! Denies Sexual Assault!

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Oh shiz!

It seems John Travolta is attempting to defend his somewhat damaged reputation by shooting down yet ANOTHER sexual assault claim!

Back in June, we told you about cruise ship worker, Fabian Zanzi, who claimed that Johnny exposed himself while getting a neck massage, back in 2009!

Zanzi claimed that John even offered up $12,000 to keep his lips sealed on the incident!

Now, Travolta is firing back by

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John Travolta Sued By A THIRD MAN For Sexual Harassment!!!

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Wow! Things just keep getting worse and worse for John Travolta as allegations of sexual harassment, battery, and assault keep piling up.

Two male masseuses have each filed lawsuits against the married actor and now a former Royal Caribbean cruise ship employee has joined in on the party.

Similarly to the other stories, Chilean Fabian Zanzi claims that Travolta stripped down naked and asked for a massage. That was just foreplay for the sex he expected to have after allegedly offering to pay the cruise ship manager $12,000. Here are the creepy details:

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