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Tour de France Winner Gets REJECTED When He Tries To Kiss The Podium Girl! Watch The Awfully Awkward Video Here!

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Vicenzo Nibali won the second stage of the Tour de France yesterday, which means he’s now the proud wearer of the coveted yellow jersey!

The Italian cyclist accepted his honor on the winner’s podium in between two lovely ladies. The girl on his right congratulate him with some smooches on the cheek. When Nibali attempted to get the same from the woman on his left though, his winning streak suddenly ended!

Vicenzo bends down to plant one on her and she TOTALLY rejects him! Just look:

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A Canadian Goose Tried To Murder This Woman While She Was Riding Her Bike! How Fowl! Hear All The Horrible Details HERE!

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All Kerry Surman wanted to do was go for a nice bike ride. But when she came across a gaggle of Canadian geese, she never guessed her safety was at risk!

Surman was riding along the Trans Canada Trail in Ottawa on June 10 and saw a family flock crossing the road with their young goslings.

Miz Surman stopped and allowed the two adults to escort their young across the trail. Then another adult goose appeared on the path soon after. She thought the coast was clear and pedaled on but before she knew it, one of the adult geese swooped down and attacked her!

She explained:

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Pippa Middleton, Her Brother & Friends Prepare To Bike Race Across America For Charity!

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Pippa Middleton is a big fan of bike riding, but we had no idea how much she liked it until recently.

She likes biking so much, she wants to bike 3,000 miles in under 9 days!! That's because that's how long she has to complete the Race Across America (RAAM)!

The RAAM is a 3,000-mile, 12-state bike race that Pippa is undertaking with her brother James, 27, and six other cyclists.

Pippa released a statement:

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Oh No! Cyclist Celebrates Winning Race Too Early And You'll NEVER Believe What Place He Finishes Instead Of First!

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HOW EMBARRASSING!

Eloy Teruel raised his arms in victory as he crossed the finish line of the Tour of California on Saturday.

Too bad he still had one more lap to go!

Whoops!

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Awkward! Lance Armstrong Draws The Card About His Missing Ball While Playing Cards Against Humanity!

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So… this happened.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!

We all know 2 things:

1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).

Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!

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Lance Armstrong’s Coach IS BANNED From All Sports For 10 Years!

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Looks like the whole gang is going down!

Lance Armstrong’s longtime cycling coach Johan Bruyneel has been banned from all sports for a decade for helping his players dope!

Even though the four-day hearing happened last December, the verdict wasn’t handed down until Tuesday, when they also gave the team trainer Jose "Pepe" Marti and doctor Pedro Celaya eight-year bans for the drugs.

As for Bruyneel, he knows his goose was cooked, and only added:

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Lance Armstrong's Evolution Has Gone From Bad To Worse: Hear What He's Saying NOW!

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If you've been caught cheating, you're probably in one of two camps — you're either really embarrassed and shameful, or you're pissed you've been found out and now you can't cheat anymore!

Anybody who ever thought Lance Armstrong was in the first camp was fooled by his early interviews, because according to a brand new set of responses from him, he's really really into throwing people under the bus and shifting blame because he saved the sport and did what he had to do! Or something like that!

Honestly, it's all so offensive that we have a hard time believing he'd choose to act like this after everything! Here's what he said about those who cheated alongside him and helped him on his cheating ways:

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