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Awkward! Lance Armstrong Draws The Card About His Missing Ball While Playing Cards Against Humanity!

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So… this happened.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!

We all know 2 things:

1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).

Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!

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Lance Armstrong’s Coach IS BANNED From All Sports For 10 Years!

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Looks like the whole gang is going down!

Lance Armstrong’s longtime cycling coach Johan Bruyneel has been banned from all sports for a decade for helping his players dope!

Even though the four-day hearing happened last December, the verdict wasn’t handed down until Tuesday, when they also gave the team trainer Jose "Pepe" Marti and doctor Pedro Celaya eight-year bans for the drugs.

As for Bruyneel, he knows his goose was cooked, and only added:

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Lance Armstrong's Evolution Has Gone From Bad To Worse: Hear What He's Saying NOW!

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If you've been caught cheating, you're probably in one of two camps — you're either really embarrassed and shameful, or you're pissed you've been found out and now you can't cheat anymore!

Anybody who ever thought Lance Armstrong was in the first camp was fooled by his early interviews, because according to a brand new set of responses from him, he's really really into throwing people under the bus and shifting blame because he saved the sport and did what he had to do! Or something like that!

Honestly, it's all so offensive that we have a hard time believing he'd choose to act like this after everything! Here's what he said about those who cheated alongside him and helped him on his cheating ways:

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Mean Girls Heartthrob Wants To Cycle His Way Into Your Heart!

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Mean Girls' actor is a super hawt cycling instructor now

Everyone remember Aaron Samuels, right?

If you don’t, then stop reading this and go turn on Mean Girls RIGHT NOW!

Anyways, the actor, whose real name is Jonathan Bennett, is now a Flywheel cycling instructor! No, it’s not because of a lack of acting gigs… haters.

Bennett’s bio on their page says it all:

“Seeing real results in his own fitness level has always been his motivation for working out in groups. To pay it forward and help others, Jonathan became an indoor cycling instructor.”

Paying it forward! This man is perfect.

Also, good thinking on Flywheel’s part because his class must be packed every day, but especially on October 3rd! Ha!

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Ben Foster As Lance Armstrong! See The First Look HERE!

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Ben Foster is such an underrated, underutilized actor — we are SO FREAKING HAPPY to see him in such a major role!

Seriously, he needs more work! Someone pair him up with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and have them act the shizz out of a movie, and the world will be forever changed!

The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is totes the first image (above & below) of Ben as Lance Armstrong in Stephen Frears' untitled CYCLING PROJECT!

The pic was tweeted out today by StudioCanalUK and we know it's as legit as it comes! Plus, it was later shared by British cyclist David Millar, who is giving a helping hand to the project!

Trance's John Hodge wrote it based on the book Seven Deadly Sins: My Pursuit of Lance Armstrong, and it also has Chris O'Dowd and Jesse Plemons in major roles as well!

We can't wait! This is a BIG role for Ben, and we are sooooooo ready!!

[Image via Twitter/StudioCanal/AP Images.]

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Hilaria Baldwin Sprained Her Ankle Because Of The Paparazzi!

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This is SO sad!

Alec Baldwin notoriously freaks out on the paparazzi, but his wife Hilaria is the opposite, and she still got burned!

The yoga instructor was out for a jog in NYC on Thursday, and a cop stopped and chatted breifly with the new mama, who must not have mentioned the paps because the officer didn't do anything. Unfortunately disaster struck!

Hilaria posted a pic (below) and said:

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Malin Akerman Tells Us How She Lost All Of The Baby Weight!

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Believe it or not, Malin Akerman has to work very hard to keep in shape, just like the rest of us.

Seems a lil cray cray because she always looks perfect, huh!?

Well, the actress recently divulged how she shed the pounds after giving birth to her son Sebastian back in April, saying:

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