Wow! Michael Lohan has a HEART?! Yeah, we didn't know either!
Well, apparently the douche-tastic dad of the decade has enough of one for it to try and reject his body yesterday!
His girlfriend Kate Major reveals:
'Michael was in Miami. We just flew back to New York last night. But he didn’t feel well all day today. He was short of breath all day. His blood pressure skyrocketed. Right now they’ve told him it looks like he had a minor heart attack but they are still doing tests on him.'
Karma didn't kick his ass TOO hard, however, as Major revealed he is in good spirits and talking
to the press.
You've had quite a few 'near' health scares recently, Michael!
You might be a douche, but we're guessing at least your kids will miss you if anything were to happen.
Time to start taking better care of yourself.
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