Holy hairballz! You're not going to believe this!!!
We just found out legendary actress Michelle Pfeiffer was once in a cat!!!!
Eww! That's gross and weird and, well, logistically problematic!!! Though we suppose we might've seen it coming; she was getting awfully feline-friendly as Catwoman in Batman Returns!
Still, how would the woman even…
Oh, wait. Hold on. We TOTALLY misread a word there!!
To the best of our knowledge, Michelle was never inside of a cat! She was in something far more sinister: A cult!!