Of course he married another lush! Who else would enable his hard pAArtying?!
"We made it into a great day. Luckily for me my kids are old enough now so they got to enjoy the experience… So we had a nice day with them. They usually have a luncheon. We said, 'Well, we'd rather have a piss-up (drinking session) at night time than a luncheon during the day.' So the studio organized that. My wife and I - and it's a long time since we've done this - we were still sitting outside with a vodka in hand at seven o'clock in the morning… That's why I married the girl. So it was fun."
Who needs toothpaste in the morning when you can kill all the nasty shiz you put in your mouth the night before with VODKA?!
They're still married, so hey - maybe being blasted all the time is the solution to a happy life with your beloved!
But for the record - your kids are old enough to do WHAT exactly? To us, it doesn't look like much!
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