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Danny Trejo Even Makes Riding A Bike Look Badass!

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There are two camps out there: people who think Danny Trejo can make anything look badass, and people who don't know who Danny Trejo is.

We're in the former!

Seriously. Just check out these pics (above and below) of Machete Danny just riding a bike in El Lay.

We're get the feeling he could kick out asses in like 100 different ways with it!

Mix this with the fact that we hear Danny is actually a sweetheart in person, and you've got one interesting dude — who's totally keeping active!

Keep it up Danny!

We can't wait to see Machete II!

[Image via WENN.]

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The Machete Kills One-Sheet Has Arrived!

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Well, they are certainly wasting no time with this flick's promotional material now that it's being financed!

Check out the brand new poster for Robert Rodriguez's sequel to Machete, called Machete Kills, in which Danny Trejo's character will be hired by the U.S. government to stop a Mexican drug lord and billionaire trying to launch a weapon in space (above)!

Pretty much what we'd expect the poster to look like!

Doesn't need much! Just blood splatter and a badass!

AKA exactly what we want for this sequel!

How about U?

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More Machete?! Yes Please!!! Machete 2 Gets Financed!

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We've been waiting for this for a looonng time!

Danny Trejo gets to dust off his machete and knives and he will be returning for Machete Kills.

Director Robert Rodriguez will partner with Alexander Rodnyasky to finance the film. Rodriguez hopes he can start production in April.

With the script already written, Machete will be hired by the U.S. government to stop a Mexican drug lord and billionaire trying to launch a weapon in space.

Those who survived the first flick are also expected to return for the second.

Are U excited about Machete Kills as much as we are?!

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Rihanna Got Inked With Machete!

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Just in case it wasn't badass enough that Rihanna recently tattooed "Thug Life" across her fingers in honor of Tupac, it appears that Machete star Danny Trejo was in the same parlor last night when the pop star came in!

He explains:

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Charlie Sheen Is…MACHETE!

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Looks like Robert Rodriguez has found the star of his next movie! (Sorry Danny Trejo…)

Check out the photos (above, & below) of Charlie Sheen celebrating his termination from Two and a Half Men by wielding a machete on top of the Beverly Hills Live Nation office building, whilst drinking a bottle of Coca Cola Tiger Blood.

Scariest part? Here are a couple of excerpts from a phone conversation Charlie had with his media advisor Bob Maron:

"We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection. We need to hack him up into pieces in front of his children."

"We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a very tightly-budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet."

It's pret-ty disturbing to us that the same guy who made these comments was photographed in possession of a sharp, lethal weapon.

…And is it just us, or are the peeps next to Charlie WAY too comfortable? He's wielding a machete AND drinking Tiger Blood!

Creeeepy!

Do U think Machete Charlie is ACTUALLY drinking Tiger Blood here?

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