Oh, that silly, dumbass Foxy!
We bet she thought she was being so edgy by being such a little sneak and not even telling her mom!
Megan Fox is now Mrs.
David Silver Brian Austin Green after the two tied the knot recently in Hawaii, but her poor mother didn't even know if it were true or not - because she read about it in the press!
"If there was a wedding I wasn't there - but that's Megan all right. She would have wanted something low-key. She'd sneak off somewhere and surprise everybody later. If it's true they're married I'd be a happy mama."
Ha! Even she knows that her daughter is a twit!
We'd be effing pissed if our kids ran off and got married without telling us! But then again, we're sure she's just playing nice for the press!
Let Foxy have it, gurl!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]