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Darth Vader For President? Star Wars Villain Polling Higher Than Every 2016 Hopeful! (Sorry, Hillary!)

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Look, we all know how badly most US citizens view our politicians. And it's not getting any better.

Abysmal poll numbers come out all the time, but with everyone's so low, how does one even compare, say, potential 2016 presidential candidates?

Well, thanks to FiveThirtyEight.com and The Washington Post's WonkBlog, we can finally put those numbers up against something people understand- Star Wars!

They combined the popularity polls for Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and more names that have been thrown around as possibly running on 2016.

And it turns out Darth Vader has them all beat! But the Sith Lord wasn't alone! Even his decrepit jerky jerk of a boss Emperor Palpatine beat almost everyone!

See the entire popularity rankings that'll make you wonder if the American people would rather have a Galactic Empire …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!

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The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!

Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!

With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!

Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!

Meanwhile, Darth addressed the election himself in a party message:

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The Next Big Bad Star Wars Villain Is…Girls Star Adam Driver?!

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Star Wars is about to get a lot more Girl-y!

The highly anticipated Disney relaunch of the sci-fi franchise may have found its villain!

Adam Driver, who plays Lena Dunham's on-again, shirt off-again love interest on HBO's Girls, is reportedly in final talks for the coveted role!

Not much is known about Adam's part, but rumor is it's a powerful Darth Vader-type character. Da doi, right?

We wonder if that means we'll see his helmet…

Lucasfilm has yet to confirm the casting, but if anyone can bring Adam from the small screen to the big, it's Star Wars 7 director (and Alias creator) J.J. Abrams!

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Star Wars Posts A Darth Vader Selfie As First Instagram Photo!

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We are force choking with laughter over here!

Sure, Darth Vader is known for his awkward heavy breathing, and yeah, he has to wear a nerdy helmet wherever he goes, but he's the coolest evil dark lord in the galaxy! #ALLDISRESPECTTOEMPERORPALPATINE

Star Wars recently got an Instagram account, and the first picture the movie franchise posted was of Darth Vader posing in a selfie with the following caption:

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Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart's Dogs Have CUTE Halloween Costumes!

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart's dogs are so stanky cute it\'s ridic!

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart have two of the most beautiful boxer doggies around!

Their pups Bear and Roxy are all sorts of super cute!

For Halloween, the pups decided to up their cuteness factor by wearing Darth Vader and Pocahontas costumes for Halloween.

Thank goodness Casper tweeted out the pics (above) and wrote:

"Bear & Roxy dressed up!! #DarthVader #Pocahontas #Halloween #dogs #roxy&bear @jlo"

Omg… that… is so… FREAKIN' CUTEEEE!!

Bear looks all mopey and Roxy just looks super confused! Ha!

So sweet! Thanks for sharing those cute snaps!

[Image via Casper Smart.]

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Tori Spelling Throws Liam A Star Wars Birthday Party!

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Tori Spelling is the best mom princess ever!

The Craft Wars host threw 6-year-old Liam a Star Wars-themed birthday party this weekend, and it was as epic as a trilogy of trilogies!

And it was all thanks to the help of Crocs. Say, you know what's equally comfortable on the lacquered floor of a star destroyer hangar and the harsh sands of Tatooine? Crocs. True story.

Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see all the fun- and the footwear- that made this the can't-miss party of the spring for the first grade set!

We would have liked to take a swing at that R2 piñata ourselves. But how would we hit it with the blast shield down?!

[Image via Michael Simon.]

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Hayden Christensen's Home Officially Less Desirable Than His Movies!

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Hayden Christensen is practically giving his mansion away, and no one wants it!! #JediProblems

The adorable actor continues slashing the price on his multi-million dollar Studio City residence, but, like a turd floating in a pool, no one wants to scoop it up!

You'd think his experience in Life as a House would have better prepared him!

Actually, you wouldn't think that, but we needed an excuse to his insanely seXXXy shower scene with Jena Malone, LOLz!

So, what do you say, guys?

For only $2.65 mil $2.495 mil, his 6,300 sq ft, 5 bedroom / 5 bathroom home can be yours!!

Oooh, if only the walls could talk — they spill the beans on all those deliciously dirty deeds he has done to Rachel Bilson in that bedroom… and living room… and kitchen… and the unborn baby's nursery.

Ch-ch-check out pictures of Darth Vader's indestructible unsellable Death Star (below)!

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