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Hayden Christensen's Home Officially Less Desirable Than His Movies!

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Hayden Christensen is practically giving his mansion away, and no one wants it!! #JediProblems

The adorable actor continues slashing the price on his multi-million dollar Studio City residence, but, like a turd floating in a pool, no one wants to scoop it up!

You'd think his experience in Life as a House would have better prepared him!

Actually, you wouldn't think that, but we needed an excuse to his insanely seXXXy shower scene with Jena Malone, LOLz!

So, what do you say, guys?

For only $2.65 mil $2.495 mil, his 6,300 sq ft, 5 bedroom / 5 bathroom home can be yours!!

Oooh, if only the walls could talk — they spill the beans on all those deliciously dirty deeds he has done to Rachel Bilson in that bedroom… and living room… and kitchen… and the unborn baby's nursery.

Ch-ch-check out pictures of Darth Vader's indestructible unsellable Death Star (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kevin Costner Snatches Juicy Part In Jack Ryan Flick!

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These days, Kevin Costner is more untouchable than Eliot Ness!

The veteran actor just scored a juicy role in the upcoming Jack Ryan prequel directed by Kenneth Branagh and starring Chris Pine as our heroic young spy!

Details are sparse, but Costner's character is an apparent mentor figure akin to Darth Vader's James Earl Jones' Admiral Greer in the three '90s adaptations of those fabulous Tom Clancy novels!

Between

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Why Does Rachel Bilson Keep Practicing Being A Mommy?

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Is there something you're not telling us, Ray-Ray?

Last week, we caught Rachel Bilson playing make-believe Mommy in Los Feliz.

On Sunday, she was spotted home improving with boy-toy Hayden Christensen!

And now she's acting like an overprotective Mama Bear coming out of

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Lil' Vader Is Undergoing Heart Surgery

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Remember that extremely charming and cute little boy from the Darth Vader Volkswagen commercial??

Well we already knew that he wasn't very healthy, but now we're hearing the poor little guy is getting heart surgery!

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Jon Stewart Rips CNN For Diamond Jubilee Coverage


God saved a lot of money on His car insurance by switching to Geico the Queen!

American news outlets devoted an entire weekend to coverage of the Diamond Jubilee — instead of, say, a Nigerian plane crash with over 150 fatalities — but Jon Stewart was happy to call them on their codswallop!

At first glance, the celebration of 60 years of the Queen ruling with an iron fist wearing a lot of fancy hats doesn't seem all that interesting.

The Daily Show gave us a second glance and, still, it was just an "orgy" of boats moving slowly down the river!

Thank heavens for Stewart's irreverent sense of humor, or the funniest thing about the entire celebration would have been the color of Kate Middleton's pumps.

Ch-Ch-Check out Jon comparing the Elizabeth II to Darth Vader in the clip (above)!!

BTW — We don't happen to agree. We LOVED the Jubilee! So many AH-MAZING musical performances. We can't really blame CNN. It's really hard to fight the allure of Ed Sheeran and the beauty of Kylie Minogue!

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Kate Moss Snubbed From Hometown Walk Of Fame

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Even with universal fame, supermodel Kate Moss couldn’t make the cut for the Walk of Fame in her hometown, Croyden.

According to reports, the city council of Croyden will only consider giving Moss a a life-size portrait on the new walking and cycling route if she receives write-in votes.

Sheesh! Kate can sure walk it out on the runway, but her walk isn't fierce enough for the Croyden Walk of Fame! What is the world coming to?!

The famous faces that did make the short list of ten include comedian Ronnie Corbett of The Two Ronnies, composer Samuel Coleridge, an English poet, and Dave Prowse who played Darth Vader in three Star Wars films.

Guess all those massive billboards with Kate's face plastered across them will have to do for now.

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Florida Cop Gets Attacked By…Darth Vader?!?!?

Looks like this guy has been consumed by the dark dumb side of the force!

Check out the news report (above) about a drunk Florida man dressed in a Darth Vader costume who attacked a cop!

We have a feeling that once he sobers up, he'll react similarly to how the real Darth Vader reacted when he found out that he'd lost Padme…..by shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

LOLz!

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