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We know sharks are the ULTIMATE predator, but this is embarrassing!

The numbers have been crunched for Comedy Central's roasting of Roseanne and the results are unflattering.

Technically speaking, her special scored higher than the other 10pm Sunday shows, barely beating Shark Week, Breaking Bad, and HBO's The Newsroom.

Relatively speaking, the ratings were tragically underwhelming compared to Comedy Central's other recent roasts.

Roseanne brought

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There's more to the United Kingdom than the 2012 London Olympics and mad cow disease!!

Lily Allen Rose Cooper, for instance!

And the Edinburgh Fringe Fest!!

Fringe Fest is supposedly the world's largest arts festival with over 22,000 performers who will put on all sorts of wonderful shows over the next three weeks!

And by performers, we aren't just talking about fire breathing and donkey shows!

Comedians, for one! Big names like

Tags: 2012 olympics, david hasselhoff, eddie izzard, edinburgh fringe fest, jimmy carr, mad cow disease

The original dark knight (rider) turned 60 on Tuesday!

Yep.. David Hasselhoff has been keeping it real real awesome for six decades!

His reward? A wax replica of his legendary likeness at Vienna's Madame Tussaud's!!

That's AMAZEBALLS!!

Now every Austrian boy and girl can hassle the Hoff as often as they want!!

The Hoff's wax doppelgänger was a long time in the making. We all remember when Sensei Miyagi began the rumors in 1984's The Karate Kid when he famously said, "Wax on, wax HOFF!"

LOLz!! Happy Birthday, David!

It's been our pleasure baywatching you for all these years!!

[Image via Facebook.]

Tags: baywatch, david hasselhoff, happy birthday, knight rider, madame tussauds, mister miyagi, the karate kid

When you're going through a tough break up, there is only one man to turn to and that man is…David Hasselhoff?

That's who the lead singer of Train turns to, anyway.

The band's music video (above) for the catchy single 50 Ways to Say Goobye features the former Baywatch star consoling Patrick Monahan after his heart is broken by actress Taryn Manning.

It's a fun video for a fun song, so definitely check it out and let us know if U dig the song!

Tags: 50 ways to say goodbye, baywatch, david hasselhoff, music video, patrick monahan, taryn manning, train

There's going to be a Baywatch movie?

It might star Justin Timberlake??

Can you hold our latte while our head EXPLODES!?!

Baywatch was quite possibly the most ridiculously entertaining show of the entire '90s! We are beyond excited that it's making a transition to the big screen!

JT is rumored to play an ex-Olympic swimmer forced to rescue beautiful babes with bouncy breasts after his gold medal dreams are crushed.

It sounds like The Cutting Edge — but BETTER!

Rescue Me creator Peter Tolan penned the script which is tonally similar to the 21 Jump Street reboot with Channing Tatum!

Note to the creators:

If David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson don't make cameos, we will write strongly-worded letters to our local Congressmen!!

[Image via NBC/Rolling Stone.]

Tags: 21 jump street, baywatch, channing tatum, congress, david hasselhoff, justin timberlake, olympics, pamela anderson, peter tolan, rescue me, the cutting edge, yummy yummy screw

David Hasselhoff is the star of this weekend's most ridiculous sequel, Piranha 3DD. Naturally, after headlining the campy horror film, he's ready for his chance at an Oscar by starring in the mother of all remakes.

The 59-year-old told sources that he's hoping he'll be cast in an updated version of Gone With The Wind! While talking about how disappointed his manager was in him for choosing the bloody sequel, he explained:

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You know how Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the best actors of our generation?

Well, it's hard to imagine but there was a time when Leo was NOT too big a star to promote Titanic 3D.

A long time ago he was hoping to catch any break he could get.

In fact, he desperately tried to land a leading role on Baywatch!

That's right! Instead of saving Rose from dying in the freezing Atlantic, Leo could have saved hundreds of beach bum girls! LOL!

In a recent interview, David Hasselhoff confirmed that Jeremy Jackson barely beat out DiCaprio for the coveted part of Hobie.

The Hoff says years later:

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