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Former New York Governor's Stepdaughter Arrested For Assault With A Frying Pan

Filed under: PolitikBusted!

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Such a mess.

In the early hours of this morning, the police were called to the West Village apartment of Ashley Dennis, the stepdaughter of former New York Governor David Paterson. Police arrived to find Ashley standing over the body of Brian McGuinness, her boyfriend for over a year. According to the police report,

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New Jersey Still Hates The Jersey Shore

Filed under: PolitikSnooki

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Honestly, we bet tourism in Seaside Heights has gone up like 500%. Everyone should just stop their whining already! And that includes the governing bodies of both NJ and NY!

Quinnipiac University took a poll of Jersey residents to ask their stance on The Jersey Shore. The majority, at 51%, agreed the show is shit while only an alarming 11% said they were down with Snooki's antics. Everyone one else was too busy watching reruns of the Sopranos to care.

Then, the Jerseyians were surveyed again and one-third of them sided with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and his recent insinuation that the reason that the Shore kids pAArty hAArdy is because they are actually from New York.

On the flip side, only 19 percent of New Jersey residents agreed with New York Gov. David Patterson‘s comeback to Gov. Christie - he blames the glitz, glam and grossness of Seaside Heights for the New Yorker's behavior.

Are you seeing this? The governors of two major states are fighting over the Jersey Shore!!!

Say what you want about it, love it or hate it, but the show has influence!

[Image via WENN.]

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The Governor Of NY's Mind Is In The Gutter!

Filed under: Oops!PolitikBarack Obama

LOLs!

New York Governor David Paterson made a HIGHlarious slip of the tongue cock in his speech about President Obama's Race To The Top educational stimulus program.

We love how the lady to his left is trying SO hard not to laugh!

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Limbaugh's An Idiot, Definitely. A Racist Too?

Filed under: Icky Icky PooPolitik

Gross!

Rush Limbaugh was on a call discussing New York Rep. Eric Massa and his potential replacement being chosen by Governor David Paterson and made a blatantly racist (and STOOPID) pun:

CALLER: I am reasonably sure that Paterson will be appointing the replacement, assuming that he, you know, doesn't resign in the next 60 or 90 days.

LIMBAUGH: Let's assume you're right. So, David Paterson will become the massa –

CALLER: Yes.

LIMBAUGH: — who gets to appoint whoever gets to take Massa's place. So, for the first time in his life, Paterson's gonna be a massa. Interesting, interesting.

Listen to the call above if you can stomach hearing this idiot's voice!

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