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David Schwimmer Takes Tennis Way Too Seriously

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We can't really think of a concrete reason as to why it looks like David Schwimmer takes tennis so seriously, so we're gonna go ahead and guess it's because his last name rhymes with "swimmer" and swimmers are suspect of non-water sports like tennis.

That's a stretch, but what if it were TRUE?? Minds blown!

LOLz!

David attended day 9 at the 2013 Tennis US Open — taking a much needed break from all that paleontology and graffiti — with a very pretty blonde who had a very shiny cup. It looked like he was trying to shoot lasers out of his eyes to knock the ball out of play or something, which would have been totally rude had it worked!

Cheer up, David! Tennis should make you either extremely happy or extremely sleepy — never furiously serious!

Just take a note from this guy:

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David Schwimmer Got A Graffiti Message Outside His NYC Townhouse! Read What The Meanie Wrote HERE!

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Uh-oh!!!

Someone definitely does NOT want to be Friends with David Schwimmer!

The man we all know and love as Ross Geller woke up this week to find some less than kind words spray-painted outside his New York City home!

David has been doing renovations on his East Village townhouse now for the past three years and his neighbors are said to be fed up with all the construction!

Schwimmer purchased the property in 2010 for $4.1 million and had it demolished before it could gain landmark status! He then built a much more modern 6-story brick abode, equipped with an elevator and a roof-top terrace!

All the while, nearby residents have had to deal with the sounds and sights of his renovation! This week though, one annoyed neighbor was believed to have written THIS low blow outside of David's pad:

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Vanessa Hudgens' SeXXXy James Franco & Ashley Benson 3-Way Was Actually A Boner Killer

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Remember David Schwimmer describing the saddest threesome ever as a lot of "waiting around"?

We wonder if her experience was like that??

Vanessa Hudgens came all over Franco's face clean with Glow magazine about her terrifying and unpleasant three-way in Spring Breakers!

She revealed:

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No Friends Movie Ever, Get Over It

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WHYYYYYY???

For YEARS there has been talk of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe and Joey reuniting on the big screen.

But, according to co-executive producer/director Kevin S. Bright, the NBC sitcom is totally done forever. Cue us dying of sadness.

In what appears to be an effort to break the hearts of Friends fans across the world, Kevin recently said:

"There is absolutely, 100 percent no talk about a reunion … there will be no Friends movie. It was made to be an intimate show in your living room. It wasn't a broader show like many of the comedies today that are shot single-camera. It's wonderful the way it is."

And if you still have even an tiny little ounce of hope for a movie based on your fave TV show, Matt LeBlanc wants to squash it!

In an uncharacteristic moment of cruelty to his fans, Joey laid out the reasons why he believes the show won't work as a movie, saying:

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David Schwimmer Trades His Mediterranean Mansion For…

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Now THAT is a gorgeous piece of real estate!

David Schwimmer has sold his 11,000 sq. ft. Hancock Park mansion for $8.8M after the listing price of $10.7M didn't appeal to buyers.

Beautifully styled as a Mediterranean paradise, the mansion boasts 9 bedrooms and 7 bathrooms, an exquisite resort-style pool, 5 fireplaces, wood-paneled library, a screening room, and a spa.

But if those don't make you wish you were rollin' in the dough, the estate also offered a tennis court and a guest house that provides modern loft amenities.

Walled and gated, the former Friends actor's home is now under the name of filmmaker Eric Eisner and his fashion designed wife Stacey Bendet.

Have fun, you two! We know we would!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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