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Florida Dude Tries Swapping His Salad For A Blowjob With An Undercover Cop & Hilarity Ensues!

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Well, here's a cautionary tale about neglecting one's vegetables!

Alonzo Liverman was arrested Monday in Daytona Beach, Florida for soliciting prostitution from an undercover cop by attempting to swap a salad for a blowjob.

The 29-year-old reportedly wasn't carrying cash, but he thought there was a reasonable chance that the person he thought was a hooker might fellate him for a few handfuls of lettuce and six croutons.

What the ever-loving fudge? We love the barter system, but a salad??? How does this even happen???

Ate a big breakfast, feeling super horny, wife packed a giant salad for lunch that we don't even want… maybe we'll hit a street corner in the Spring Break capital of the world and see if any hooker wants TWO meals for the price of none!

See his mugshot and a generic picture of the salad he may have used…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Amazing Cat Walks 200 Miles And Returns Home!

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Science???? Who needs science when you have animal instincts!

Holly the cat didn't let a measly 190 miles separate her from her mama and papa, Bonnie and John Richter.

So the tough tortoiseshell kitty walked all the home!

Scientists have no idea how the indoor cat made the trip from Daytona Beach to West Palm Beach, FL. There is no research about cats and their navigation skills so the science world is STUMPED!

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Jane Lynch Says Mitt Romney 'Can't Relate To People!'

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Somehow, we're not surprised to hear this.

During a recent interview, Glee star Jane Lynch opened up about her experience meeting Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Sunday in Daytona Beach, Fl…and it sounds like she was NOT impressed with him!

Here's what she had to say about Mitt:

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