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Nike Being Sued For $100 Million By Convicted Felon! Says Shoe Company Didn't Warn Him His Kicks Were Deadly Weapons!

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Does anyone happen to know what the opposite of "Just Do It" is???

Convicted felon/former pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy was recently sentenced to 100 years behind bars for the brutal beating of a John who wouldn't cough up the dough in Portland back in 2012!

However, the ex-businessman is pointing the finger of blame at Nike, claiming the shoe company should include a warning that their kicks can be used as deadly weapons since he did most of the damage with a series of, well, kicks!

We'll give you a second to try to wrap your brain around that logic. Nope? Nothing? Yeah, us neither!

Sirgioro filed legal paperwork to Multnomah County Circuit Court, claiming:

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Amanda Bynes Is An Addict And 'Deadly Weapon' Who Scars The Shiz Out Of Po-Po!

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Oh 'Mander!

Everyone is soooo worried about you!!

Your friends! Your fans! Probably the dudes from Oasis!

Even your friendly neighborhood coppers are concerned!

Especially them, as a matter of fact!

They're familiar with these patterns of behavior and they believe Amanda Bynes is downright DEADLY behind the wheel!

One police officer who wouldn't be named said:

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