Because with the season almost over, Bravo needed some reason to force these women into doing a reunion show!
Psychopath to the rescue!
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, an overdramatized episode aired where breakout
criminal star, Danielle Staub, was "attacked" by the rest of the Housewives.
And by attacked, we mean she was shouted at and some child pulled on her hair. To prove it, she stole some hair off of her own kid's My Little Pony, clumped it together in her hand and offered it as exhibit A during a confessional part of the episode. She really is quite resourceful.
Anyway, continuing the madness even further, Danielle is suing her costars Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Jackie's daughter, Ashley Holmes over the whole incident. Her lawyer, Paul Giblin, explained the case to the press, while his client was off prettying up her fake bald spot. Paul says:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well…We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows.”
Oh, puhlease! Defamation charges? Really?
The woman signed up for a REALITY SHOW! That's basically signing away your reputation for life! (Plus, we believe it was HER who leaked her own sex tape, so if anyone should be charged with defamation…)
This bitch is a looney toon. Time to dump the rest of these bitches and get Danielle her own show, Bethenny style!
Or maybe she could hook up with Kelly Bensimon and they could have their own show! Real Housewives of The State Mental Ward!
[Image via WENN.]
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