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The White House Has Spoken! Justin Bieber Will NOT Be Deported!

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Yup. Just like we predicted!

Months ago, a petition made its way to the White House, demanding that Justin Bieber’s green card be revoked, since the Canadian has been acting up.

Well, his crimes were pretty trivial, and the White House has decided that the 20-year-old pop star can stay in the USA. They posted their statement, which said:

“Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.

The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition."

So we'll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues.”

The petition then launched into an explanation about our ‘broken’ immigration system and how President Barack Obama plans to fix it. They also converted their dollar statistics into how many Bieber concert tickets or album sales immigration laws would equate to.

But the important thing is that The Biebs can continue to visit Selena Gomez in her new house as much as he wants to!

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Mom From Texas Faces Deportation After Treating Son's Broken Foot With Tylenol! Seriously!

Mom From Texas Faces Deportation After Treating Son's Broken Foot With Tylenol! Seriously!

We've heard of alternative medicine, but this is just ridiculous!

A mom from Texas is facing possible deportation after she decided to skip bringing her teenaged son to the hospital for his broken foot, and instead treating the injury herself with a lot of Tylenol!

Illegal resident Mely Saldana apparently did not want to risk bringing her 15-year-old son to the hospital because she feared being thrown out of the country — which is somewhat ironic since she faces that threat now for NOT bringing her son there!

The teenager was initially injured after being thrown to the floor during

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Justin Bieber Might Be Egg-spelled From The U.S. After All! Get The Latest Deportation Deets HERE!

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Uh ohs!

Justin Bieber might end up having to pack his bags and go back home after all!

As we reported last month, the charges against Biebs were not enough to ship him up to Canadialand following his DUI arrest in Miami.

But Team #DeportBieber might get their wish granted after all!

If he’s charged AND convicted of vandalizing his neighbor with a carton of eggs, officials believe that may just be enough to order the pop star out of the U.S.

Bieber is a Canadian citizen and is ONLY allowed to live in America because of his work visa.

But if he’s convicted of a “moral turpitude” crime, immigration can deport him due to his “inadmissible” work status!

What is moral turpitude you ask?

The law states that it’s a crime involving

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Justin Bieber Would Be Deported If Up To Nick Carter! The BSB Star Even Named A Replacement Hunk!

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Soooo…who is next in line to take the teen heartthrob throne from Justin Bieber???

Well, if it's up to Nick Carter that throne WILL be available, although we suspect he might have to throw Biebs off of it.

Or maybe he can hold out hope that the deportation petition is an actual success because it sure sounds like he wants Bieberoni out of the good ol' U.S. of A.!

And he even named a replacement heartthrob for Beliebers to swoon over in case they're feeling a void without their hair-flipping honey! The Backstreet Boys blondie commented:

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Teresa Giudice Isn't Flipping Tables Yet Despite Hubby Facing Deportation Over Fraud Charges!

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Uh, we think this might be a table-flipping-worthy issue!

In fact, it's totes more worthy of a table flip than finding out some Real Housewives of New Jersey lady is apparently a prostitution whore.

But Teresa Giudice is trying to stay cool as an Italian cucumber while facing 39 counts of fraud and tax evasion alongside her hubby.

While both are facing over 50 years in jail - also table-flipping-worthy - Joe Giudice is also facing deportation because he's an Italian citizen, NOT a U.S. citizen!

But fear not for Tre because girlfriend is ready to battle this just like she's battled her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, season after season! Her attorney, Henry E. Klingeman, revealed:

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Chicago Deporting Pigeons To Indiana!

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Chicago has found an odd method for getting rid of the pigeons that are plaguing the city.

They're deporting them! To Indiana.

A Chicago alderman had already proposed a $1,000 fine for feeding the birds.

Now his office has confirmed that they are removing the pigeons.

A spokesperson said:

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Piers Morgan Vows To Deport Himself If Americans Don't Wise Up On Gun Reform

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Once again, newsman Piers Morgan offers up as much common sense on gun control as his audiences care to feast on.

Not only is the British journalist unafraid of the circulating petition gun lobbyists are backing to evict him from these United States, but the anchor is considering departing on his own terms.

In summary of a long and thoughtful letter to an English newspaper, he wrote:

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