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Matthew Fox Is Way Too Pretty For Gen Pop!

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Matthew Fox Is Pretty Boy Offender

We have to go back, Kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Two months ago, Matthew Fox was arrested for drunkenly cruising around his neighborhood with the munchies, but today, he returned to Deschutes County Jail to finish some unresolved business!

Apparently, the mugshot camera was broken the first time around so they never took his picture.

What?? That really happens?

Matthew "Sly as a" Fox used that opportunity to give himself a few extra months to sober up, pick out a wardrobe, and get rid of those bags under his eyes!

His plan worked!

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