All tag results for 'despicable'

Well, how comforting!

Instead of getting incoherently drunk, he probably just had lots of nasty sex with anonymous women! Because he doesn't have a problem with excess or anything, right?

This past week, Charlie Sheen somehow escaped jail and significant rehab time and made his way to the Playboy mansion to celebrate, but don't worry, folks, because according to pornstar Ron Jeremy, the scumbag stayed completely sober!

How nice! What an effort that must have been!

BARF.

Oh well, we'll sure it will only be a matter of time before he falls off the wagon or pulls some other despicable shiz that will land him back in court!

Thoughts??

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Tags: court, despicable, drunk, jail, playboy mansion, pornstar, rehab, ron jeremy, scumbag, sex

This is despicable!

A Pennsylvania man auditioning in New Jersey for American Idol paid a woman with learning difficulties for sex!

21-year-old Joshua Heintzelman was at a Clifton motel when he offered the 19-year-old $13 in exchange for sex. She was in town supporting a family member who was also auditioning.

Her mother became suspicious when she saw that her daughter bought a sweater when she doesn't have any money. Her family says she has the mental capacities of a third grader.

So unbelievably shameful!!

Heintzelman is being held on $200,000 bail.

Lock the bastard up!

Tags: american idol, arrested, auditions, awful, daughter, despicable, mother, new jersey

This is ACTUALLY better than Christmas!

It's always been abundantly clear that Michael Lohan is a man of many talents - he is an expert wife beater, an unrelenting famewhore, and of course, a delusional ex-con, but we never knew that he was also a nuanced song-writer!

We beg you to PLEASE listen (above) to a Poppa Lohan penned instant classic, A Father's Love, allegedly written in honor of his beloved meal-ticket Lindsanity while he was behind bars, himself.

Unfortunately, it appears that Michael has not contributed his own vocal stylings to the stunning piece, but we hope that when his little princess is released from Lynwood, he'll be waiting for her outside blaring this classic from a ghetto-blaster a la John Cusack in Say Anything!

Her anger and resentment over years of abuse, exploitation, and neglect would melt away!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

Tags: a fathers love, amazing, con, dedication, despicable, famewhore, john cusack, lindsanity, lynwood, say anything, this cannot be happening, wife beater

We've all seen what a scummy, lying piece of shit this man is, so we wouldn't put it past him! But she's an effing psycho - so honestly, who knows?

Jesse James is currently in the middle of a nasty custody battle with the nurse on the cover of that Blink182 CD his ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, who is now claiming that he hired a private investigator in 2006 to get her jailed for tax evasion!

According to Lindemulder's lawyer, James hired investigator Brad Martin to spy on his client, and pass along information to an IRS agent named Todd Anderson, who was instrumental in uncovering the charges that they eventually brought against her.

Jesse admitted that he DID in fact hire a private investigator, but he maintains that it was only so he could find out where his ex-wife had taken their daughter, Sunny!

The judge, however, found all of this information irrelevant to the case, as Lindemulder pled guilty to those charges when it was all going down and had no business in their current case!

These two are so unbelievable. We hope the judge listens to all of their bullshit and does what's best for Sunny by giving NEITHER of them full custody of her.

Isn't there any way they can just send her back to Sandra?!

That poor, poor little girl. Our heart really breaks for her.

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Tags: blink182, brad martin, custody battle, despicable, douchebags, irs, janine lindemulder, legal matters, poor thing, porn star, private investigator, sunny, tax evasion, todd anderson, uncover, vile

That dentist is going to fuck you, douchebag!

MELtdown Gibson can apparently stop trying to think of excuses, because the domestic abuse investigation against him is going to blow up when Oksana Grigorieva's DENTIST, Dr. Ross Shelden, gives his statement!

Sources claim that the day after Mel allegedly knocked out Oksana's teeth on January 6th, 2010, she went to the the dentist to get them repaired. Dr. Shelden took photos of her mouth, which clearly show that despite what Mel's camp have claimed, he did not knock out veneers, but an actual tooth! Another one was reportedly chipped.

Oksana swore the doctor to secrecy, which is why he has yet to come forward with the information, but now that this entire mess has blown up, he is set to be interviewed and hand over all of his evidence to the authorities!

Well it's about time!

We wonder how this hateful psycho is going to try and talk his way out of this one!

Thoughts??

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Tags: asshole, dentist, despicable, domestic abuse, douchebag, dr. ross sheldon, investigation, misogynist, oksana grigorieva, teeth, vile