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J.K. Rowling Gives Us News To Be Cuckoo About As She Has Reportedly Mapped Out 7 Books For Her Detective Series!

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Well, we loved the last series of seven J.K. Rowling books, so this news totally Exceeds Expectations!

J.K., who wrote her detective novel The Cuckoo's Calling under the pseudonym The Half Blood Prince Robert Galbraith, has reportedly "mapped out" a plan for a total of seven books featuring Cormoran Strike.

Dare we say she's…Marauder's mapped it out? Oh, we definitely dare!

J.K.'s second book in the series, The Silkworm, hits the shelves this June! Maybe the Silkworm is a legendary beast that lives in a chamber that can petrify people with just the reflection of its eyes?

Okay, that might be a little wishful thinking, but the real plot revolves around the detective Cormoran Strike investigating the death of an author who had written a manuscript that many potential suspects would not want to see the light of day!

All in all, we just want to say thank you, J.K.! The more you write, the happier we are!

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Jackie Robinson Statue In Brooklyn Defaced! Found Covered In Swastikas And Racial Slurs!

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Workers for the minor league Brooklyn Cyclones we're shocked when they arrived at the ballpark and found a statue of MLB legend Jackie Robinson covered in graffiti!

According to witnesses, the statue was defaced as vandals painted swastikas as well as racial and anti-semetic slurs all over it.

Detective John Nevandro is currently investigating the horrible act and says it is currently being treated as a

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Oscar Pistorius Case: Former Lead Detective Hilton Botha Resigns From The South African Force!

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Why are we not surprised?!?

Hilton Botha was the lead detective in Oscar Pistorius' murder case, but after he got the boot because he mixed up pertinent information in the paralympian's trial and 'cuz he's facing murder charges — he now resigned from the South African police force.

The force's spokesman, Brigadier Neville Malila shared the big news, he said:

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Metta World Peace Is A Detective In Lifetime Movie!

We previously mentioned that Metta World Peace was bitten by the acting bug!

He plans to take on the role of Hamlet on Broadway!

JK! LOLz! We totally got you!

He actually starred in a Lifetime movie, The Eleventh Victim!

He plays a detective in the movie, based on a book by fellow DWTS alum Nancy Grace.

We think 6'7" is a little tall for a detective, or any actor really because they all seem so short, but hey, you gotta do what you love.

Check out a clip (above) from the actual movie!

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YES!!! Jimmy Kimmel Pranks Kids With Fake Lie Detector Test!!

Amazing.

Jimmy Kimmel and kids = Perfection.

Once again, the talk show host proves he's one of the funniest people on the planet in this hilarious sketch (above).

Using a fake lie detector test and the "truth fairy," the late night host asks a barrage of questions to a 7-year-old that range everywhere from "Do you hate puppies?" to "Have you ever peed in the pool?"

Some of the answers are embarrassing, others are enlightening, but all of them are extremely funny.

Ch-ch-check out the sketch and get ready to laugh your butt off!

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Mila Kunis Said Her Stalker Had "Crazy Eyes" During Preliminary Hearing!

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Ugh! Just hearing this sends shivers down our spine!

After Stuart Lynn Dunn, the man who had been stalking Mila Kunis, violated his restraining order and still continued following the actress, he was charged with two counts of felony stalking. During his preliminary hearing yesterday, it became all the more clear how dangerous this man truly is, and why he deserves to stand trial for it!

According to LAPD Detective John Gregozek's testimony, he interviewed the actress twice regarding the incidents, and claims she told him that she was both "scared of Mr. Dunn" and "in fear for her safety," as he had "crazy eyes" and looked like he "could eat" her!

He continued:

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Murder Investigation Under Way After Human Remains Are Found At Royal Family Holiday Estate!

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Sounds like the Royal Family might wanna find another holiday spot while this all gets sorted out!

Yesterday, Norfolk police announced that human remains were discovered on Sandringham estate, which is the Royal Family's holiday home.

According to a statement posted on the Norfolk Constabulary's site, a "member of the public found the remains on New Year's Day."

Now, we've learned that the remains belong to a woman, and while there is no concrete information yet on when/how she died, a murder investigation is under way.

Here's what Detective Chief Inspector Jes Fry had to say about it:

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