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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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'Dick Poop' Oscar Nominee Name Flub Was Just The Beginning After Conan O'Brien Took The Joke To The Next Level!

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The nominees for the 2015 Oscars were only just announced and we already have our first big name flub!

No, it wasn't Adele Dazeem again! LOLz!

It was Dick POOP! Remember when Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs accidentally announced cinematographer Dick Pope's name "Dick Poop?"

[ Photos: Unfortunate Award Show Mishaps! ]

Well according to Conan O'Brien, it didn't just end there… the flubs kept coming and they just got worse and worse!! It's one of our new favorite things ever!! So much POOP! Ha!

Check out the video (below) to hear how intense the flubs get!

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Did You Hear Academy President Cheryl Boone Issacs Call An Oscar Nominee DICK POOP? Yes, You Did! Watch Again HERE!

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Oooooh boy is THIS cringeworthy!

During this morning's announcement of the 2015 Oscar Nominations, Chris Pine and Cheryl Boone Issacs read off the names with ease and sophistication.

At least, until they got to Dick Pope's nomination for Best Cinematography for Mr. Turner — then she had the most epic flub EVER!

[ Photos: The Hottest 2015 Oscar Nominees! ]

She announced the nominee as "Dick Poop" and EVERYONE heard it!

Talk about AWKWARD!

Cheryl quickly realized her slip-up and corrected herself, but the damage had already been done! It was the Poop heard ’round the world!

Poor woman! Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious moment (below)!!!

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Dannng! Did Kim Kardashian Really Just Reveal That Kanye West Has A 'Venti' Sized D!?

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Holy Yeezus, this a tweet for the ages!

In a recent and very suggestive tweet, Kim Kardashian was asked whether she likes her tea black or green!

Although it's a pretty innocent question, her response is so naughty and even alludes to the size of Kanye West's penis!

Here's the Twitter post that brings double entendre to a whole 'nother level:

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​EXCLUSIVE! Inside Miley Cyrus' Crazy, Penis-Filled 22nd Birthday Party! See Her Ride A D*ck HERE!

Miley Cyrus had a blast at her party

We knew there had to be some serious shenanigans going on in there!

Miley Cyrus knows how to throw an epic party, and that's exactly what she did for herself on Saturday night in West Hollywood at Factory.

Luckily we have an exclusive peek at her hijinks!

[ Related: Miley Cyrus Celebrates The Big 2-2 With Patrick Schwarzenegger In West Hollywood! ]

Accompanied by her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, the twerk-queen put on her most fun psychedelic ensem, but it didn't take long for it to get covered in cake!

That's right, Miz Cyrus stood right in the middle of her cake, which looked like a pizza, and rubbed the sweet treat on partygoers.

And did we mention she rode a mechanical bull dick???

Ch-ch-check out the rest of her festivities (above)!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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Elizabeth Banks Gives Jimmy Kimmel The Answer To The World's Oldest Question: Is A Big Penis Better Than A Small One?!

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Ahh, the age old question: does size really matter???

Elizabeth Banks has two kids, which means she knows a thing or two about penises. So, when she appeared on Monday night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the show host asked her about dongs!

[ Related: Elizabeth Banks Proves She & Effie Trinket Are One In The Same For Jimmy Kimmel Live! ]

Specifically if a big penis is better than a small one!

Miz Banks gave her answer, but also explained what's even better than both of those!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear what she said!

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