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Justin Bieber Shares A Suggestive Crotch Shot And The Internet Flips Out About It!

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Looks like Justin Bieber was bored on Friday night!

The Sorry singer took to Instagram to show off his, uh, package to the entire world, and the reaction he got was priceless… but also pretty predictable.

Related: Are Justin & Nicola Peltz Dating?!

The Canadian superstar snapped a pic in his bedroom closet, showing him only in underwear and holding his you-know-what while tossing a smoky look to the camera! Ow ow!!

Ch-ch-check it out (below):

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Did Marco Rubio Just Say Donald Trump Has A Small D*ck??

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The gloves are off!

And if you're Marco Rubio, apparently you wear a bigger glove size than your GOP primary competitor, Donald Trump! Ha!!

Video: Tiny Penis Or Not, Donald Got Well-Hung Out To Dry By John Oliver!

The Florida senator went after the New York real estate mogul in a new way on Sunday, calling out The Donald for having small hands and insinuating that meant that Trump also has a small dick you can't trust The Donald!

Wait, what?!

Ch-ch-check out the very inneresting and suggestive comment, made at a rally over the weekend (below):

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Model Shaun Ross Breaks The Internet With His Giant Peen! Watch The NSFW BRÅVES Music Video Everyone Is Talking About HERE!

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Is this thing even REAL?!

The eggplant emoji can literally BARELY cover model Shaun Ross' massive peen in a new music video from the El Lay-based band BRÅVES!

Related: Want More Peen? Click HERE!

Like… seriously. There's no way to even sugarcoat it — you MUST see this video (below):

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Ouch! Watch This NHL Player Stop A Slapshot With His Peen — And See The CRAZY Aftermath Of His Nearly Super Severe Injury!

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This is gonna hurt for a while.

Poor Edmonton Oilers center Matt Hendricks — the NHL star was just trying to help his team win a game against the Dallas Stars on Thursday night when his package was pummeled by a hockey puck in the most unfortunate way!

Related: Keep Up On All The Wacky Sports News HERE!

Hendricks was on the ice in the game's second period with his team down two goals, when an opponent's slapshot gone wrong put Hendricks down, too — he caught a flying puck RIGHT to the groin!

Ouch!!!

Ch-ch-check it out (below):

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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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Designer Rick Owens Sends Flopping Penises Down The Runway! NSFW Craziness!

Peens on the runway!

Penises on parade!

Rick Owens presented his A/W 2015 men's collection during Paris Fashion Week on Thursday, and we were too distracted by peen sightings to pay much attention to the clothes.

But people are totally talking about the collection today, so maybe that was the plan all along!

The designer showed a lot of loose-fitting, draped pieces, with some of them featuring strategic cutouts along the penile area.

Talk about drop-crotch! Ha!

Although this particular outfit just looks like a dress with a high-low hem.

We're not sure if we want to see this in real life, but it makes for a good show on the runway!

See the uncensored NSFW peen (below)!

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'Dick Poop' Oscar Nominee Name Flub Was Just The Beginning After Conan O'Brien Took The Joke To The Next Level!

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The nominees for the 2015 Oscars were only just announced and we already have our first big name flub!

No, it wasn't Adele Dazeem again! LOLz!

It was Dick POOP! Remember when Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs accidentally announced cinematographer Dick Pope's name "Dick Poop?"

[ Photos: Unfortunate Award Show Mishaps! ]

Well according to Conan O'Brien, it didn't just end there… the flubs kept coming and they just got worse and worse!! It's one of our new favorite things ever!! So much POOP! Ha!

Check out the video (below) to hear how intense the flubs get!

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