All tag results for 'dick'

This cat is being a dick for no reason.

He wasn't content just hanging out on his giant cat fortress his owner lovingly bought for him.

Maybe we don't know the whole story and the owner just broke all the cat's favorite toys right in front of him.

But we're gonna go ahead and assume that this is just a cat being a cat.

And a dick.

So stop, cat. Stop being a dick. It's not cool.

Your owner clearly set up those water bottles like that for a reason and all you do is ruin everything.

It's okay though, because you're still cute doing it!

Check out the video (above) to see one mischievous cat having some fun.

Tags: cat, cat fortress, cuteness, dick, funny, hit, kitty, knock, water bottles

No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

Tags: babies, butt, dick, fish, funny, head, man, penis, pleasure, terrifying, unicorn, weird

Wow!

What a jerk!

That's a dick thing to do, Mr. Penguin! Your buddy could've been hurt.

Though… it is kinda funny.

Tags: asshole, bully, dangerous, dick, funny, jerk, mean, penguin