This cat is being a dick for no reason.
He wasn't content just hanging out on his giant cat fortress his owner lovingly bought for him.
Maybe we don't know the whole story and the owner just broke all the cat's favorite toys right in front of him.
But we're gonna go ahead and assume that this is just a cat being a cat.
And a dick.
So stop, cat. Stop being a dick. It's not cool.
Your owner clearly set up those water bottles like that for a reason and all you do is ruin everything.
It's okay though, because you're still cute doing it!
Check out the video (above) to see one mischievous cat having some fun.
Tags: cat, cat fortress, cuteness, dick, funny, hit, kitty, knock, water bottles
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Oh dear boy…
It seems Crank That rapper Soulja Boy doesn't quite yet understand how to use social media, as dude apparently 'accidentally' posted a picture of his penis to his Tumblr account (above)!!
The self taken snap has since been taken down and Soulja has posted an apology on his Tumblr, which states:
"I apologize to ever seen that, accident."
Holy one eyed snake!
It is quite an aggressive pic! It practically looks like his peen is about to poke your eye out!
If you are feelig brave, haven't eaten yet, and are sitting down, you should totes take a gander at the NSFW uncensored image …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Tags: accident, apology, dick, image, penis, picture, rapper, social media, soulja boy, superman, tumblr
This commercial is all innuendo… sort of.
Charles Barkley starts taking "roll call" but pretty quickly you realize he's not just calling names, he's talking about dicks!
What's HIGHlarious is that it's a weight watchers for men commercial.
They say that for every 35 pounds you lose… you can gain an extra inch… down there.
Tags: charles barkley, commercial, dick, fat, health, highlarious, men, penis, pounds, sex, wang, watch, weight loss, weight watchers
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Oooh! Christina Aguilera is on FIYAH!!
Getting some good publicity in before Lotus drops, the vocal vixen let it all out in an exchange with Billboard's editorial director, Bill Werde, on Thursday.
When talking about the myriad of opinions plastered over the interwebs, Xtina unleashed some dirrty words and showed her true feelings, saying:
"Now everyone is a critic. I don't read blogs. It's just God-knows-who in Buttf*** wherever writing hate shit. You can't take it seriously. I'm sure you've all been hated on at some point by buttf*** people."
We know you're not talking about us, Xtina! LOL!
But if you think that was real talk, just wait ’til you read what she had to say about Simon Cowell! The singer, who later discussed The Voice, commented on American Idol
Tags: acrobatics, american idol, christina aguilera, comment, dick, interview, lotus, mariah carey, real talk, shade, simon cowell, the voice
Who wears shorts shorts?
Jon Hamm does…. Thank Gawd!
The tall dark and handsome Man Men star and his famously large talent were spotted in very revealing swim trunks while filming with his on-screen wife, Jessica Paré on the beach in Hawaii.
What brings Don Draper out of NYC skyscrapers and onto the tropical island?
The drama's showrunner is notoriously strict about keeping the show's plot hush-hush. All we know is they're shooting the first episode of the next season.
There's is some speculation that Megan could have been relocated to Honolulu after being cast in a recurring role as a secretary on Hawaii 5-0 or something.
We don't give a damn why they're there.
We're just glad Jon is wearing that swimsuit!
Hopefully the next beach they visit is a nude one!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Tags: beach, dick, hawaii, jessica paré, jon hamm, mad men, sexy, tv show, yummy
No, we're not insulting the fish.
It literally has a penis on its head.
Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.
The penis hangs under its chin.
But wait, it gets weirder.
Tags: babies, butt, dick, fish, funny, head, man, penis, pleasure, terrifying, unicorn, weird
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It's all about the jewels, dahling!!
Lindsay Lohan has been invoking the legendary Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime's Liz & Dick.
And now there are stills released to showcase (and tease us all) with her captured Old Hollywood essence.
The photo above puts LiLo's dramatization of Elizabeth's famous Cleopatra acting in the spotlight.
But please! Make sure U check out the other photos of her (below)… including a rather tasty one with Grant Bowler's Dick!
[Image courtesy of Lifetime.]
Tags: cleopatra, dick, elizabeth taylor, grant bowler, lifetime, lindsay lohan, liz and dick, photos, richard burton, stills