All tag results for 'dick'

Who wears shorts shorts?

Jon Hamm does…. Thank Gawd!

The tall dark and handsome Man Men star and his famously large talent were spotted in very revealing swim trunks while filming with his on-screen wife, Jessica Paré on the beach in Hawaii.

What brings Don Draper out of NYC skyscrapers and onto the tropical island?

The drama's showrunner is notoriously strict about keeping the show's plot hush-hush. All we know is they're shooting the first episode of the next season.

There's is some speculation that Megan could have been relocated to Honolulu after being cast in a recurring role as a secretary on Hawaii 5-0 or something.

We don't give a damn why they're there.

We're just glad Jon is wearing that swimsuit!

Hopefully the next beach they visit is a nude one!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Tags: beach, dick, hawaii, jessica paré, jon hamm, mad men, sexy, tv show, yummy

No, we're not insulting the fish.

It literally has a penis on its head.

Not like on top, like some sort of perverted unicorn sent down to pleasure/terrorize mankind.

The penis hangs under its chin.

But wait, it gets weirder.

Tags: babies, butt, dick, fish, funny, head, man, penis, pleasure, terrifying, unicorn, weird

It's all about the jewels, dahling!!

Lindsay Lohan has been invoking the legendary Elizabeth Taylor for Lifetime's Liz & Dick.

And now there are stills released to showcase (and tease us all) with her captured Old Hollywood essence.

The photo above puts LiLo's dramatization of Elizabeth's famous Cleopatra acting in the spotlight.

But please! Make sure U check out the other photos of her (below)… including a rather tasty one with Grant Bowler's Dick!

[Image courtesy of Lifetime.]

Tags: cleopatra, dick, elizabeth taylor, grant bowler, lifetime, lindsay lohan, liz and dick, photos, richard burton, stills

Oh! Joe Manganiello!!

You possessed us with excitement when your shadow d*ck graced the silver screen of Magic Mike. And now you've done it again in True Blood!!

Srsly. If you haven't been keeping up with Bon Temps this season, you're missing out on Alcide's beast. And we're not talking about the one that howls with the moon.

A couple of episodes ago, our jaw dropped when his beautiful nude manhood flashed on the screen. Sure, it wasn't the clearest shot. But it was good enough for us!

Wanna see for yourself??? Then please! Peruse below!!

And for the love of Lilith, can we please get more of this??????

[Image via Daniel Tanner/WENN.]

Tags: dick, joe manganiello, magic mike, penis, true blood

Whaaaat????

Oh, Mark! Don't be so hard on yourself!!

Sexy man Mark Ruffalo recently dished about his Avengers experience and GET. THIS!

He doesn't think he's very well-endowed!! *GASP*

It takes balls just to publicly say that, LOL!!

But seriously - we've seen In The Cut…and we can tell U that Mark is doing juuuuust fine!

Ha!

Tags: avengers, dick, gasp, in the cut, mark ruffalo, nude photo, penis

He's a total dick now!

Well… at least he's acting like one.

Emmy winner Eric McCormack says that Will & Grace fans HATE his character he plays in the Broadway play Gore Vidal's The Best Man.

McCormack says that when fans come to see him preform at his new stage gig are NOT pleased with him. According to Eric:

Tags: broadway, character, dick, eric mccormack, monster, the best man, will and grace

Wow!

What a jerk!

That's a dick thing to do, Mr. Penguin! Your buddy could've been hurt.

Though… it is kinda funny.

Tags: asshole, bully, dangerous, dick, funny, jerk, mean, penguin