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David Beckham Hides His Man-Cannon While Heading Into The Gym! Maybe He's A Little Stiff After Waking Up!

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Men and women's opinions tend to differ on many subjects, but if there's one thing we can all agree on it'd be this:

We'd all f*ck David Beckham.

There, we said it! Now it's out there for all to see! LOLz!

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Miley Cyrus Makes A Date Rape Joke On Stage! Not Funny!

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What is she thinking?!

Remember when Miley Cyrus was riding all over that penis on stage? Well, things got even more inappropriate!

The 21-year-old pop star also made a date rape joke during her performance at London’s G-A-Y club!

Reportedly, Miley was talking about her friend, and said

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Miley Cyrus Rides & Sucks A Big, Fat, D*ck On Stage! Pics HERE!!!

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Time to ramp up the scandalousnessssss!

Miley Cyrus was feeling pretty cocky during her show at London's G-A-Y club on Friday night.

In fact, she was inundated with dicks!

The 21-year-old singer not only wrapped her legs around a giant inflatable penis during her performance, but she also sucked on an inflatable doll’s schlong!

Now that we think about it, the doll kinda looked like Liam Hemsworth!

And did we mention there was a penis shaped cake too?

We want to say we’re shocked, but that’s just Miley!

Ch-ch-check out more of her dick-riding adventures (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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Enrique Iglesias Talks At A Not-So-Great Length About His Penis Size & How There's "Not A Lot To Show Off!"

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According to Enrique Iglesias, size does matter! At least when going full frontal!

In a recent interview, Enrique revealed a very small, tiny admission about one of his members that might not be so memorable:

“I go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around…I’m not going to tell you because it would ruin my career. There’s not a lot to show off…My worst defect is from my waist down. I’m sorry, no, that’s not my worst defect…but it is a little curved.”

So what if just like a lower case "d," you're small and curvy? That doesn't make you a Freak, just unique!

It's like they say, it's not the size of the penis on the man, but the size of the man that penis is in!

Wait, uh…we're not sure that's an actual saying, but we'll just go with it.

No matter what size or shape (or lady friend) you come in, Enrique, you can still be our hero, baby!

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Roseanne Barr Goes On Drunk Twitter Rant Against Hollywood, Anderson Cooper, & Her Pilot!

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tumblr m46z5mowvq1qg39ewo1 500Kanye West, we're going to let you finish, but Roseanne Barr just had the most epic Twitter rant of all time! #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK

Roseanne sent out a lot of angry tweets Friday, and Twitter may never fully recover from her wrath!

At one point, Roseanne attacked women in Hollywood tweeting this:

"[T]he women in Hollywood cannot fall to their knees fast enough to suck d*ck"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Then, she called Anderson Cooper "A TOAD!" What? Anderson's the nicest silver fox ever…so what the fox Roseanne?

Plus, he gets his news from us, so how could he possibly be a toad (unless that means he turns into a prince every time we kiss him)?

Read the rest of her self-proclaimed "drunk" Twitter rant in which she talked about the problems with her sitcom at NBC, Alec Baldwin, and Hollywood…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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