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Did You Hear Academy President Cheryl Boone Issacs Call An Oscar Nominee DICK POOP? Yes, You Did! Watch Again HERE!

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Oooooh boy is THIS cringeworthy!

During this morning's announcement of the 2015 Oscar Nominations, Chris Pine and Cheryl Boone Issacs read off the names with ease and sophistication.

At least, until they got to Dick Pope's nomination for Best Cinematography for Mr. Turner — then she had the most epic flub EVER!

[ Photos: The Hottest 2015 Oscar Nominees! ]

She announced the nominee as "Dick Poop" and EVERYONE heard it!

Talk about AWKWARD!

Cheryl quickly realized her slip-up and corrected herself, but the damage had already been done! It was the Poop heard ’round the world!

Poor woman! Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious moment (below)!!!

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Dannng! Did Kim Kardashian Really Just Reveal That Kanye West Has A 'Venti' Sized D!?

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Holy Yeezus, this a tweet for the ages!

In a recent and very suggestive tweet, Kim Kardashian was asked whether she likes her tea black or green!

Although it's a pretty innocent question, her response is so naughty and even alludes to the size of Kanye West's penis!

Here's the Twitter post that brings double entendre to a whole 'nother level:

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​EXCLUSIVE! Inside Miley Cyrus' Crazy, Penis-Filled 22nd Birthday Party! See Her Ride A D*ck HERE!

Miley Cyrus had a blast at her party

We knew there had to be some serious shenanigans going on in there!

Miley Cyrus knows how to throw an epic party, and that's exactly what she did for herself on Saturday night in West Hollywood at Factory.

Luckily we have an exclusive peek at her hijinks!

[ Related: Miley Cyrus Celebrates The Big 2-2 With Patrick Schwarzenegger In West Hollywood! ]

Accompanied by her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, the twerk-queen put on her most fun psychedelic ensem, but it didn't take long for it to get covered in cake!

That's right, Miz Cyrus stood right in the middle of her cake, which looked like a pizza, and rubbed the sweet treat on partygoers.

And did we mention she rode a mechanical bull dick???

Ch-ch-check out the rest of her festivities (above)!

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Elizabeth Banks Gives Jimmy Kimmel The Answer To The World's Oldest Question: Is A Big Penis Better Than A Small One?!

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Ahh, the age old question: does size really matter???

Elizabeth Banks has two kids, which means she knows a thing or two about penises. So, when she appeared on Monday night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the show host asked her about dongs!

[ Related: Elizabeth Banks Proves She & Effie Trinket Are One In The Same For Jimmy Kimmel Live! ]

Specifically if a big penis is better than a small one!

Miz Banks gave her answer, but also explained what's even better than both of those!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear what she said!

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This Woman Uses Running To Draw HUGE Penises On Maps! This Is Incredible & She Should Be Given A Medal

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Claire Wyckoff of San Francisco has an amazing website called Running Drawing.

Basically, she uses her Nike+ to map her runs and she runs specific routes to draw pictures, because Nike+ tracks your every step and draws on a map the route you've run.

So imagine all the cool things you could draw just by running around your neighborhood??

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Man Meat Monday! Celebs Whose Peens Have Leaked Onto The Internet

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You aren't truly a celebrity until you've had a nude picture leaked onto the Internet. Or something like that anyway!

Whether they meant to or not, there are lots of celebs who have had their most private parts exposed for the world to see.

Amateur sexters, like Kanye West, left their faces in the money shots, while others, like Josh Hutcherson were careful to conceal themselves.

And some, like Channing Tatum, are still up for the Photoshop debate.

But if you're looking to get a little meat in your diet, then take a look at who else made the list…

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Morning News Show Fail! Name That Tune Segment Goes Awry As Show Accidentally Airs Song Saying 'Suck My D*ck!'

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This segment was not too well thought out!

Apparently, on Fox's Good Day New York things got a little crazy up in there (up in there) as a Name That Tune segment went horribly awry as DMX's Party Up came on.

Unfortunately one of the two anchors, Greg Kelly, could not guess the song in time before DMX was spewing the line "suck my d*ck" on-air.

You stay classy, Fox!

Ch-ch-check out the segment for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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