John McClane is never ever ever ever (like ever) getting killed by the bad dudes!
But it sure is fun to watch them try!
Ch-ch-check out the first trailer for the upcoming Bruce Willis action-extravaganza, A Good Day to Die Hard (above)!
Worry not, franchise purists! Your Jar Jar Binks, Justin Long, is not credited in this one!
It's just Detective McClane cracking-wise and single-handedly keeping the world safe from terror, tyranny, and uptight antagonizers!
Stock up on popcorn and clean pairs of edible underwear because the fourth sequel in the Die Hard franchise is blowing your bowels and mind on Valentines Day, 2013!