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Kid Finds His Mom's Dildo! Unbelievable HIGHlarity Ensues!

Filed under: Silly!Sex

A lot of parents have that private drawer in their bedrooms that they never want their kids to find out about.

But this is what happens when kids snoop around!

A little boy in the UK found a leftover dildo from one of his mom’s Ann Summers parties, and her boyfriend got it all on video!

Thank goodness for cell phones!!!

Ch-ch-check out the silliness as she tries to wrangle the over foot long sex toy from her son, but just know that it may be NSFW.

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Amber Heard Surprises Liam Hemsworth With Her Big Black Penis During Sex! Get The Rock Hard Deets HERE!

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This is almost too crazy to believe!!!

When Amber Heard was filming a sex scene with Liam Hemsworth — she's one lucky girl, btw — for their upcoming thriller, Paranoia, she pulled off the prank of a lifetime!

While they were getting hot and bothered on camera, Johnny Depp's lady love tricked Liam into accidentally stroking a ginormous prop dildo instead of her arm!!!

Read that again, we'll wait.

Holy shizzlesticks, that's insanely funny!!!

Amber revealed:

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Kourtney Kardashian Chases Scott Disick Around With A Fake Peen!!

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Leave it to the Kardashians to make dildos look like child’s play, LOLz!!

In case you missed Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian chased Scott Disick around with a strap-on dildo in a modified version of adult tag.

At least that’s what looked like what was going on!

So what led to this rather inneresting occurrence?

Scott D tried to encourage Kourtney K to have anal sex with him, much to her horror. Thankfully, Khloe Kardashian had the brilliant idea of getting Kourtney to ask the same of Scott!

But since Kourt obvi wouldn’t have a real peen to use on Scott's back door, Khloe gave her a fake one to try. Kourtney ended up chasing Scott around the house wearing the strap-on, thus turning Scott’s initial tease of:

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Over-Sharing Reaches New LEVEL! Man Live-Tweets Emergency Visit To Hospital After Getting Dildo Stuck Inside Himself!

Filed under: Oops!Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!Etc.Twitter

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Well, folks.

Even in the world of Twitter, there are some things you just don't expect to come across!

And one of those things was a user documenting his entire hospital visit, subsequent procedure, and every moment in between after he accidentally, ahem, 'lost' a vibrating dildo inside of, ahem, 'himself'…and all in 140 characters or less!

That's right! This HAPPENED!

And according to the nurse at the New Jersey hospital where he was admitted, this happens ALL THE TIME! Or at least TWICE in one night!

Re-live all of the seriously TMI, albeit HIGHlarious horror (below):

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Zac Efron 'Begged' Papz To Delete Double-Rainbow Dildo Adventure Pics

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Poor Zefron!!! Did you think we would judge you!?

Why else would he chase a photographer through the mean streets of NYC and plead with him to delete the digital evidence of his double-secret dildo adventure at Fantasy World?!

According to other nearby sex toy aficionados, Zac Efron was HORRIFIED when a paparazzo photographed him ass deep, figuratively speaking, in a bitter-sweet cacophony of brightly colored dildos.

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Ke$ha Introduces The Twitter-verse To Her New BF!

Filed under: Music MinuteSilly!Love LineKe$ha

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Ke$ha has clearly been so busy recording and preparing her new album, Warrior, for its November 30th release that, with the exception of some ghost sex, she hasn't had much time for romance!

Well obviously all that has recently changed, as she took to Twitter this morning to share a photo of her new "BF," who was apparently kind enough to fill in for her in a radio interview!

Get ready to ch-ch-check him out… AFTER THE JUMP!!

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Have You Ever Been So Angry That You Started Swinging A 12 Inch Dildo?

Filed under: Baseball

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Cast and crew are thinking about quitting the new show Baseball Wives because one of the cast members is just absolutely insane.

In the world of reality television, you have to be a special kind of insane to get that kind of response.

Anna Benson, one of the wives obvs, decided that pulling out a stun gun and placing it on a table in a threatening manner just wasn't enough. So she followed up the draw of the stun gun with the draw of a giant, 12 inch dildo and proceeded to swing it at people.

WHAT?!

Anna Benson is the wife of former Mets pitcher Kris Benson, who apparently has a taste for unstable women.

Honestly, we can't wait to see the show. That episode will be hilarious!

[Image via WENN.]

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